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1) Tom Cruise 2) bucket 3) leather pants 4) volcano 5) Mrs. Claus 6) Blue cheese 7) ambulance

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2007-03-22 18:29:34 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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Once upon a time Santa tripped over a bucket and broke his leg so Mrs. Claus had to do all of the deliveries on Christmas Eve. First on her list was the nice little Penelope who said she wanted Tom Cruise dressed up in leather pants with a big red bow wrapped around him. When She went down the chimney though she was amazed to find herself in the kitchen and Penelope's cat was on the counter eating Blue cheese. Being a Blue Cheese hater Mrs. Clause dumped Tom on a stool and tried to go back up the chimney. Santa had taught her how to go down but not up the chimney and she got stuck. She wiggled and squirmed for hours and hours and was soooo worried about all of the other good little boys and girls on her list. She was stuck all night though and when Penelope got up she was so pleased to see Tom That she lit a fire in the fire place to enhance the mood. Suddenly they hear screaming from the chimney and called an ambulance to come and get poor Mrs. Claus.

This is why Christmas was so bad last year. The End

2007-03-22 18:38:43 · answer #1 · answered by icunurse85 7 · 1 0

Tom Cruise was spotted buying leather pants for Mrs. Clause. The tripped over a bucket wiht Blue Cheese in it on Rodeo Drive and needed to call an ambulance to Volcano Mt. Hospital.

2007-03-23 01:34:47 · answer #2 · answered by RiverGirl 7 · 1 0

Tom Cruise looking very hot in his leather pants. Courageously drives the ambulance up the dangerous
slopes of the volcano. Rescuing Mrs. Claus and her bucket
of blue cheese.

2007-03-23 01:47:01 · answer #3 · answered by kitti-kitti 5 · 3 0

I was cruising along in an ambulance with Tim Cruise, when suddenly a volcano erupted. Up spewed Mrs. Clause in leather pants. She spun around three times in the air and landed head first in a bucket of blue cheese.

2007-03-23 01:37:11 · answer #4 · answered by maimatt7 3 · 2 0

It was a day like no other. Tom Cruise had just gotten his new leather pants back from Mrs. Claus. He had accidentally spilled blue cheese on them while he was rushing in his ambulance up the great volcano. Katie Holmes had got him a bucket of the dressing to put on his tossed salad and it just got away from him. Needless to say he was now back into action strutting his stuff down Rodeo Drive and having a grand ol' time.

- LOL- that was just silly.

2007-03-23 01:36:55 · answer #5 · answered by ÐIESEŁ ÐUB 6 · 1 0

ok... lets see...♥

It was a chilly day. Mrs Claus, was walking along the bank of the river. It was her day to take the bucket of blue cheese to the store.
The streets were busy, buses, trucks, cars and ambulances were going up and down the road. I wonder what was going on...then I heard some one say ..LOOK ...there is Tom Cruise! There he was in those tight leather pants ... he was so hot looking... hotter than a volcano!♥

2007-03-23 01:34:58 · answer #6 · answered by just peachy 6 · 2 0

Tom Cruise is a man from aliens that came from a volcano. He drinks a bucket of *** in his leather pants that Mrs. Clause gave him. He the ate bad blue cheese and was rushed to the hospital and died in the ambulance

2007-03-23 01:34:05 · answer #7 · answered by John Doe 2 · 1 0

Tom Cruise in his leather pants went to buy a bucket full of blue cheese .They saw an ambulance by the way to the shop.Many people were died and many of them were injured by the blowing volcano.They after shopping went to the hospital and donated blood and some money to the injured poors.

2007-03-23 01:41:20 · answer #8 · answered by niketa 2 · 1 0

So, man, check this out. Yesterday, I caught Tom Cruise and Mrs. Claus in the back of an ambulance bangin' right on the gurney. Tom's leather pants were down around his ankles and Mrs. Claus had a bucket over her head. I screamed "WTF Tom Cruise, Santa is gonna kick your a**." Then I looked down and Mrs. Claus had all this blue cheese sqeezing out of her monkey toes. And as Tom Cruise finished, Mrs. Claus hollered "Tommy baby, you're such a volcano."

Hope you like it. That was fun.

2007-03-23 01:40:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I once had a dream I went out with *Tom Cruise.
he was wearing *leather pants. It smelt like *blue cheese down there.. if you know what i mean. I was so repulsed I woke up, screamed and threw up so fierce, i erupted like a
* volcano! *Mrs. Claus the old german women who lives nextdoor to me heard me and called 911. An *ambulence
arived and woke the neighborhood up. It was about 3:30am and I had to go to work in a couple of hours.what a crappy night!

2007-03-23 01:39:48 · answer #10 · answered by sam 4 · 2 0

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