I was in bed with my girlfriend last night.
She feels my hand rubbing her shoulder.
She: "Oh, that feels good."
My hand moves to her breast.
She: "Gee, honey, that feels wonderful."
My hand moves to her leg.
She: "Oh, honey, don't stop."
But I stopped!
She: "Why did you stop?"
"Uh, I found the remote." "I think South Park is on."
2007-03-22 18:18:37 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
lol sweetie, good one! Or you could end up like Cartman and end up with it as a probe.
2007-03-22 18:51:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell her to sit on the remote. That way, you can both get what you want... ;-P
2007-03-23 01:25:57 · answer #2 · answered by Me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah but unless you wanna be dead like Kenny,you'd better finish what you started.
2007-03-23 01:27:15 · answer #3 · answered by sweetie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah, don't lie to us, she was "using" the remote and you caught her!
2007-03-23 01:46:00 · answer #4 · answered by mac 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny...
2007-03-23 01:52:51 · answer #5 · answered by raykpcs 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋