Is it wrong of a man to use sanitary napkins in his underwear to prevent skidmarks?

Answer 1

This brings shame to his fathers house. It is better for him to not get ravaged in the rear, this will bring a end for the need of such things! He needs to stop this act at once!

Answer 2

If a grown man has skidmarks in his drawers then he needs to have his a** whipped. No grown man on this planet should walk around and not know how to properly clean his butt. If you don't know how to do this, then shame on you and you deserve to have skidmarks in your drawers.

Below are the steps to properly cleaning your A**:
1) After you finish, look at the size of the log floating in the toilet to determine how much tissue to use.
2) Next you grab one of your butt cheeks and slightly bend over, so that you can get all the way in there.
3) Wipe from bottom to top and observe the amount of residue on the tissue. If there is a abnormal amount on the tissue, then you need to wipe again!!!!
4) Throw away the soiled tissue and reload because your a** is still sh***y.
5) Repeat steps 2-4 as needed to remove all remnants of the logs floating in the toilet, from your a**.
6) Look at the tissue again, and if it is clean then you will be skidmark free, if not then you need to keep wiping your a** until it is clean.

I hope these steps are beneficial in helping your drawers remain skidmark free.

P.S. (IF YOU ARE SUFFERING FROM THE B.G.'s a*k*a* Bubble Guts or Diarreah then you may need to perform this process more than once and probably use a whole roll of tissue. Afterwards get a soapy towel and wipe your A** just to be safe and skidmark free)

Answer 3

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Answer 4

I wouldn't say that it's "wrong," but it's definitely a little on the unusual side. Seems to me that it's a personal matter, if you feel comfortable using a woman's pad in your underwear, go for it, it's not like your hurting anyone else.

Answer 5

Skid marks are not unusual especially if your haemorrhoid surgery did not go well. Your idea seems a bit unorthodox but would probably help. If the leak is severe a tampon would probably also work but that is going to extremes.

I don't say this to be rude but perhaps a homosexual could give insight as well.

Answer 6

I will go over this one time and one time only so listen up. Or better yet, print this and post if next to the toilet.

1. Drop a Deuce
2. Wipe your @ss
3. Wipe your @ss
4. Check wipe
5. Check wipe indicates brown
6. Wipe your @ss
7. Check wipe indicates no brown
8. Poop Complete

Answer 7

Maybe you're consuming too much Olestra and consequently be suffereing from anal leakage which would be the culprit for mean skid marks. You should probably start cutting back now.

Answer 8

dude. Um, maybe you should go to the bathroom a bit more often, and double check your work ... if you know what I mean. Get some baby wipes, or wetones, and do a thorough clean up.

Also, when you feel like you have to crap ... do it. Don't sit there, and let start prarie dogging.

Answer 9

Dude...wet fart maybe? Try to eat more grains and veggies, it will help regulate your system. Less gas. Beano. I agree with all of the above answers, by the way. Good Luck! :)

Answer 10

yes, just wipe your @ss properly, when your done, just give 2 or 3 more wipes until it's clean, then u won't have skidmarks, i don't know why people don't wipe properly, then some don't even wash their hands, people are siff.