How do I stop hippies from milking my cows?

Question

There is a hippy community on the farm next to mine, the hippies are always coming over and milking my cows late at night, when I go to milk them theres nothing.

I had a stake out and I caught them, I fired my gun at them and told them to get off my property and stop milking my cows. They told me that I cant own property, its everybodies, and I definately cant own cows, they are free animals.

How can I stop these no good dirty hippies?

The sheriff is a few towns away, and he said he doesnt have time for matters such as this.

Answer 1

If you send a reasonable donation to PETA they'll send over a crack team of activists to the hippie commune to teach them the merits of veganism.

Since vegans don't drink milk, your problem will be solved.

Answer 2

Move your cows and put bulls where the cows used to be. Once the "hippies" get chased a few times maybe they will bother someone else.

Answer 3

Get a well trained rottweiler or Doberman pinscher.

Train the dogs to love the cows, but guard against people, except you.

You are done reasoning with these people.

Answer 4

dig a hug pit in front of the door to ur cow barn 15ft. deep is good. then drive spikes into the bottom of the pit, cover it up so they cant see it, that should teach those hippies who cant own cows.... they seriously show no respect, just shoot them all, thats the only way it will get better.

Answer 5

HAHA! This is too funny. You must have a lot of fun making these questions up.

Answer 6

Move. Can't stop the hippies, man.

Answer 7

uhh, i guess you could move? or contact the next nearest sheriff.