I had the bright idea to mix curry and beans the other day and that combination proved to be a disaster! Not only did I get mud butt from the curry, but I also suffered from very painful flatus. Can you imagine what I might have smelled like?
So there I was trying to give a presentation to a group of people while suffering from this condition. Total bummer! Not even you insane married women could cause me more grief...
Anyhow, I think I might have caused damage to my coccyx. Will this affect my ability to have relations?
2007-03-22 16:38:51 · 12 answers · asked by Joe B 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Oh, Joe, you poor thing! I don't know what to tell you - since I'm vegetarian, I eat lots of beans, and never have the problem you describe. Maybe you can't handle too much spice - or perhaps you're too spicy already.
Hope everything heals up alright. Peace!
2007-03-23 04:23:02 · answer #1 · answered by Curry 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There is a bean dip called "Salsa Negra". It's good. Don't eat too much.
Fry 1/2 onion with 12 cloves garlic and about 12 chipoltle peppers (dried, smoked jalepenos). Fry until peppers puff up.
Mix in about 2lbs cooked black beans.
Pour mixture and 2 can of whole peeled tomatoes and 1/4 tsp cuming and 1/4 cup fresh cilantro in food procesor and reduce to paste consistency. Store overnight.
2007-03-22 23:48:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
White Castle and Coors light, oh it is worse then anything I can do to you when cooking... It will tear your up.. you will fart for days, and the Coors Light will give you the extra kick for the mudd butt... BUT I do have an answer for that, take a paper towel and fold it up, wedge it there were the sun dont shine.. Then if you fart and opps well you are covered... Dont be making things like that when you are home alone.. at least invite someone over to taste it first...
2007-03-23 01:33:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sup Job B?
Ummmm, I found that Hard Boiled eggs and Budweiser is a No-No!
The EPA fined me for illegally emitting dangerous Sulfur-Dioxide from my jeans. LOL!
2007-03-22 23:46:55 · answer #4 · answered by The Sylvan Wizard 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
mmmmm - mix beer and chillies - the night b4 tastes great
until the morning
oooooohhh not so good when you feel like your rear end is taking off and leaving your behind!!!
and did anyone mention spray painting????
2007-03-23 00:10:23 · answer #5 · answered by boonoora 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Like I said before flock the log, it shouldn't affect you at all.
2007-03-24 18:21:10 · answer #6 · answered by none 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Beer and pickled eggs....now THAT'S a bad combo....tastes great....but it just keeps on giving LOL
2007-03-22 23:45:50 · answer #7 · answered by oldman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes... and it will be deserved.
next time stick to things that are tried and true. that will eliminate those kinds of problems.
ps. don't mix milk with pickles
2007-03-22 23:48:04 · answer #8 · answered by KRIS 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
damn seems like you hate your wife alot.You always make bad remarks about her. or just women in General..
yes it will.go get checked.;)
2007-03-22 23:46:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, I think your boyfriend will be able to get past it..don't you? lol
2007-03-22 23:42:40 · answer #10 · answered by oracleofohio 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋