While putting gas into my car. I kept pumping, but only because I was trying to hold on to something and the handle was useful. Needless to say, the pump was no longer in the gas tank and... you guessed it, gasoline everywhere. The smell and the gas soaking my shoes didn't help.
They were awfully mean to me. The attendant yelled "Why did you keep pressing the pump?!" to which I responded "Bleeeahhh". Well, duh. I hadn't meant to continue pressing it down. I wasn't even nauseous when I pulled into the station. It just happened - migraine hit, vertigo, and... well, you know. "I should have you pay for that!" the manager says. I look at him sheepishly and grin. "Smart-a*s", I want to say, "It's the person who has to clean this mess, namely one of your plebes, and he's barely going to get a half-dollar for the time it takes him to do it. There's your payment, cheapo." I had already paid by credit card when I pulled up at the pump. I didn't need a receipt. I hightailed it home. The pain in my head was outrageous but the look on his face when I just stood there grinning wetly for a moment was worth it. I think he yelled "Crazy bit*h" or somesuch at me but that may just be hyperbole. You know how these things are. Stories take on more meaning when they're interesting.
2007-03-22 16:52:20
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answered by Me, Thrice-Baked 5
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That would be in 2 different times. The least convenient time was when I was giving birth to my son. The least convenient place was in a car.
2007-03-22 23:40:28
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answered by kitkat1640 6
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I threw up on the steps of an old Korean womans business in Korea. She came out yelling at me and started hitting me with a broom. i stumbled away and started to puke somemore. That was not a good night. I drank so much SOJU I probably should have died and I was alone!
2007-03-22 23:41:59
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answered by Goober W 4
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just now i was scrollin through yahoo answers eatin my chicken finger platter right?
when all of a sudden i see this question that said somethin like....uh...."What was the least convenient time or place you've ever thrown up?"
child,i through up all over my keyboard and splattered some in my platter........
2007-03-22 23:50:02
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answered by Anonymous
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I haven't vomited since I was 4. I'm over 30 now. When I took syrup of ipecac after eating some nasty tasting clam dip, which caused excruciating stomach cramps, the syrup actually calmed my stomach and I was fine!
2007-03-22 23:43:57
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answered by Anonymous
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on a bus. well its like this. we have quite messy roads and the drivers go pretty fast and hit the breaks which makes you go flying from your seat. when in long distance travel, this form of driving and roads make a lot of people throw up. so they have unused shopping bags hanged on the bus above the seats for the long distance traveler to use.
well that's where i threw up.... can't say that it was inconvenient.... coz the driver of the bus and the conductor of the bus was totally expecting me and the other passengers to throw up.
2007-03-23 00:14:46
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answered by Piggy 6
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Well it's usually never inconvenient, because I'm most likely making myself throw up and when you throw up you're not gaining weight! But the last place I threw up was Subway.
2007-03-22 23:39:21
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answered by Joel Is Depressed 3
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You mean there's a convenient or "good" time to throw up?
2007-03-22 23:39:38
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answered by tralfaztro 3
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Well it wasn't me it was an ex - he threw up all down the front windscreen of his mate's car - why he was laying on the roof of the car for I'm not sure but anyway...still funny!
2007-03-22 23:40:29
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answered by Emma B 1
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While driving the car to a court ordered appointment.
2007-03-22 23:39:19
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answered by Anonymous
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