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would you kiss my corpse...???

2007-03-22 16:30:16 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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I'd have sex with your corspe.

Maybe you'd actually before more stiff than usual. ( OOoOoh. )

Have I never mentioned I'm into necrophilia?

2007-03-22 16:32:39 · answer #1 · answered by Joel Is Depressed 3 · 1 0

~Let me know when you're dead and I'll check my schedule. I don't usually kiss a corpse unless I've had a really, really intimate relationship with him an hour or so before he croaked (that's usually what killed them). However, I do a great wailing lover routine over the corpse's body. I can wail in two octaves...brings the house down every time. Keep me posted.

2007-03-22 23:40:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No I wouldn't, I don't like going to funerals and corpses creep me out.

2007-03-22 23:33:18 · answer #3 · answered by Nico 7 · 0 0

For the buffet, but not to kiss your corpse.

2007-03-22 23:33:02 · answer #4 · answered by FANG 2 · 1 0

I'd come to your funeral wearing a red dress with a slit in it right up to my thigh dancing with a red rose in my teeth...but no kiss...sorry.

2007-03-22 23:58:11 · answer #5 · answered by DeborahDel 6 · 0 0

believe me, if and when you died and if you were a total turd, everyone would show just to make sure your dead. now, would we kiss your rotting, stinking corpse? well, i got a question for you...what's in it for me to do that? would i be added to your list of luminaries (in your will) and would i be left, like $$$ ?

2007-03-23 00:47:16 · answer #6 · answered by blackjack432001 6 · 0 0

Ohemgee!! Dogs have funerals?

2007-03-22 23:32:30 · answer #7 · answered by K I B 3 · 0 0

Give me $5 and I will think about going to it and you just pretend I was there.

2007-03-22 23:35:42 · answer #8 · answered by Gnome 6 · 0 0

Sure, but I wouldn't kiss you though.

2007-03-22 23:35:44 · answer #9 · answered by ♥♥Bree♥♥ 7 · 0 0

I wouldn't kiss you.

2007-03-22 23:32:14 · answer #10 · answered by RiverGirl 7 · 0 0

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