2007-03-22 14:55:29 · 16 answers · asked by paradigm 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I have to take a crap really bad.
I have diarhea and need to get to a bathroom soon.
My friend got pulled over for drunk driving and I'm in a hurry to go bail him out.
I'm trying to get to the donut shop before they close- do you know what time they close?
I wasnt paying attention cuz I knocked my beer over and that was more important than obeying the speed limit.
Youre in a hurry cuz his wife called and said shes in the mood.
You fell asleep and had no idea you were going that fast.
my favorite personal line to use for the jerk-cops that say "do you know why i pulled you over"- Is it cuz of the body in the trunk? or "to give me driver of the year award"???
2007-03-22 15:03:36 · answer #1 · answered by ChrissyLicious 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Cop: Miss...do you realize that you were speeding?
Me: Yes and I got here as fast as I could
2007-03-22 15:00:28 · answer #2 · answered by twinmomm 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
this is true i swear my ex mother in law got stopped for speeding and she told the cop sorry officer I'm trying to get home fast i have diarrhea.she did have it lol
2007-03-22 15:01:15 · answer #3 · answered by luv babygurl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I thought you were trying to bring her back.
2007-03-22 14:59:54 · answer #4 · answered by Dogness 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Look here officer, I've been saving my money for five years and today I just brought this car. All I wanted to do was drive my car and see how this baby operated. I have been wanting to do this all my life. You can relate to me now can't you?
2007-03-22 15:04:52 · answer #5 · answered by Humble Ranger 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I am having my period and don't have any tampons on my so I am trying to get home quickly.
It worked.
oh and another time I was changing while driving and like I had my shirt half on and half off and he pulled me over but he did not get me a ticket. or a warning
2007-03-22 15:00:44 · answer #6 · answered by Love Exists? 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
my husband told a cop that he works away all week and he had to get home to get busy with his wife
he told another one that we was going home early and he thought his wife was cheating on him
(never did and never have)but he didn't get a ticket either
2007-03-22 15:00:36 · answer #7 · answered by country-girl 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
i thought that "99" WAS the speed limit, i didnt realize it was the highway number!
2007-03-22 14:59:08 · answer #8 · answered by crazy8mychocolate 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I really have to poop..................... That is so great I was going to post this question the other day and forgot.
2007-03-22 14:59:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
then why were you keeping up with me you were going as fast as i was?
2007-03-22 15:04:46 · answer #10 · answered by texas_lil_angel2012 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋