anyone have any good disses me and my friends always diss each other i want something good like yo momma disses or something like that
2007-03-22 14:48:26 · 3 answers · asked by Watching it all fall. 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
heres what i got:
The last time I saw something that looked like you, I flushed it.
you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?
Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
I see the wheel is spinning, but the hamster looks dead.
If you had another brain, it would be lonely.
I've been called worse by better."
"That was funny....back in 1952!"
2007-03-22 14:56:36 · answer #1 · answered by Mr T 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your are so fat that you make an empty bathtub overflow when you sit in it.
Your momma is so dumb that she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I got da power!"
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"
Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center
Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
Yo mama so fat she was baptized at Sea World.
2007-03-22 22:04:00 · answer #2 · answered by Me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's diss?
2007-03-22 21:53:11 · answer #3 · answered by conni 6 · 1⤊ 5⤋