p.j.'s and rest my hand on her butt or her hip. Nothing sexual. I just like the feel of her skin and that's how I fall asleep, with my hand on her butt. So anyway, last nite I put my hand on her butt and I felt something hard. I grabbed it and once I held it under the nite light I realized it was a dime that was stuck to her butt. I don't mean stuck as in glued on. But stuck like as if she laid on it and it stuck to her skin. So now I'm wondering, after all these years of marriage, is it possible that my wife has money up her wazoo that she's never told me about? What do you suggest I do?
2007-03-22 14:30:10 · 22 answers · asked by Buckwheat 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
i would suggest swiping an ATM card down the crack of her butt and try to make a with-drawl!!!!
2007-03-22 14:34:49 · answer #1 · answered by scott in minnesota 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
No she dint have money coming out her wazoo, what you have found is a change slot.. if you turn her over she should have a dollar bill on the front below her belly button.. what this means is she has all you can eat under a buck and a slot in the back so incase you want change back... good luck tho ...
2007-03-22 21:49:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha..... back in the day I use to get money stuck to my butt every damn time I had sex. I thought it was my boyfriend leaving money on the bed but I guess it was change that fell out of our pockets.
2007-03-22 21:38:57 · answer #3 · answered by J14k 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahhaahhahahahha
if she is crappin dimes make sure you are in the bathroom every time she goes. you both may be able to have an early retirement.
and above all DON'T LET ANY ONE ELSE KNOW ABOUT THIS!!!
ps. what does she eat. i'm thinking of changing my diet anyway.
2007-03-22 22:16:47 · answer #4 · answered by KRIS 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really must thank you for the laugh because Ive been depressed all day. I would try the atm card and see what you can get..lol
2007-03-22 22:05:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well what are you waiting on man.Get your night light and explore the wazoo.
2007-03-22 21:36:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
All of us wives are full of it! Money, in the wazoo, I mean! You made me laugh.
2007-03-22 21:34:03 · answer #7 · answered by momof2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try again tonight and see if you can find more than a dime!
2007-03-22 21:37:39 · answer #8 · answered by jbpammy004 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you've caught her having an affair with some cheap change!
2007-03-22 22:29:32 · answer #9 · answered by Counselor 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha! That my friend, is AWESOME!! too funny....I am sure the dime was in bed and she rolled over on it.....I am seriously laughing right now....good for you!
2007-03-22 21:57:36 · answer #10 · answered by Tiffany 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋