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And the record keeps playin the same old song...

I gotta problem, my wife seems to be coming home late a lot lately, and sometimes she drives home in a BMW that isnt hers. When I ask her about it she says that hers is in the shop, but they wouldnt give her a BMW loan car. Then I found a packet of rubbers under her seat, they were extra loose fitting, and I dont use that size. What is going on? Is she working for the condom company? Is that why she gets a good car? I just dont know why she wouldnt have told me if she got a new job. I think she might be getting a big head in the thrilling life of big corporate business. What do you think I should do? Transfer to the condom company too? Thats a good idea isnt it?

2007-03-22 13:49:14 · 5 answers · asked by Modus Operandi 2 in Family & Relationships Marriage & Divorce

5 answers

Could you get me a job there too, I would like a BMW.

2007-03-22 14:18:12 · answer #1 · answered by alexandria1_1999 5 · 0 0

It troubles me that you even need to ask. What the hell do you think she is doing ? Joe, Tom, Bob ? take your pick but it sure as hell isn't you. She has found herself a sugar daddy.

2007-03-22 21:01:59 · answer #2 · answered by jenny 3 · 0 0

i guess you could just use the brass knuckles that are hanging from your neck and your chain - ?

2007-03-22 20:57:00 · answer #3 · answered by Virgo 4 · 0 0

um.. huh?

either she is a secret agent and forgot to tell you, or you seriousy are missing something here...

2007-03-22 21:10:20 · answer #4 · answered by Kaja 5 · 0 0

Sure go for it.

2007-03-22 20:54:27 · answer #5 · answered by kitkat 7 · 0 0

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