answer all the question below funniest wins?

Question

whats the funniest thing that has ever happened to you?
What do you do when you fall in public?
Do you fart in walmart?
Grosses food you've ever eaten?
funniest yo moma joke?
best come back line?

come on i'm bored! I need a good laugh! I'll give every one a thumbs up!

Answer 1

Well a couple of years ago I jumped of the high dive and missed the water breaking both of my legs and cracking 5 ribs.

Every time I am in Walmart I try to fart. Walmart is killing the world and everyone in it.

I ate Rocky Mountain Oysters once. If you dont know what they are, Wiki it.