2007-03-22 11:44:00 · 8 answers · asked by nicola s 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
that was supposed to be running to me not rinning lol
2007-03-22 11:50:55 · update #1
one time me and my friend were walking around campus and it started to rain a little bit and these two older guys passed us and said "You better hurry, sugar melts in the rain"
2007-03-22 11:48:27 · answer #1 · answered by stretchskeleton10 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Genuine this: The tourist Information place at Ironbridge (England) regularly gets people asking which bank of the river the bridge is on!
And when video tape first became easily available to the plebs I had a mother-in-law who asked me about doing "take-aways". After some questioning it turned out that she really meant "rip-offs".
2007-03-22 18:53:59 · answer #2 · answered by A Teesside Smart**** 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I was eating beans on toast a few years ago, one of the beans looked up at me as I was forking some of his associates into my mouth and said in a really condisending voice "we havent come here to entertain the likes of you young man". I was flabbergasted at the things front!
2007-03-22 19:02:10 · answer #3 · answered by Albinoballs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I was working in a Hotel I was asked by a customer: Do you have beds in the Hotel?
I felt like telling her: Not, you have to sleep in the floor!
2007-03-22 18:50:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Had a work mate who always got things wrong like:
I've only got two pair of hands.
We're human beings, not children.
My wife's got a blood disorderly, her kestrel's too high.
Sadly he retired.
2007-03-22 18:54:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha... that's a good one. How about "its to hot that birds are exploding in the air."
2007-03-22 18:52:42 · answer #6 · answered by Preguntosa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...I used to work with these girls who said "Im going out into the fresh air for a ***(cigarrette)."..I laughed and laughed and laughed.....
2007-03-22 19:02:28 · answer #7 · answered by Buttsmear 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I used to live south africa, when i moved to the uk 8 years ago, someone asked me why i wasnt black!
2007-03-22 18:48:58 · answer #8 · answered by Psychodelic Chicken 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋