What's the name of that movie?

Question

Hey do you know this German surreal kinda parody movie about Jesus?There's a scene that he tries to swim but he doesn't make it 'cause he keeps on walking on water?Oh and there's this other scene where he works at a bar but he gets fired because he keeps on trashing the place because his hands were like "locked" in cross-position?Please I reeeeeeeally have to find this movie!!!
Please any ideas.
Anything.

Answer 1

Could it be: Greaser's Palace (1972)
http://imdb.com/title/tt0068659/

It isn't German, but sounds similar.

Aventuras de Dios, Las (2000)http://imdb.com/title/tt0261546/

Okay, this is in Spanish, but similar concept.