What would The Rock or SCSA say to John Cena in a fued?

Question

Take your fisher price championship belt. Shine it up real nice. Turn that sumbitch sideways, and stick it straight up your candy ***.

I'm not a Cena hater, but take away the hip hop and he is only a IC champion. People 18-35 are more into hip hop, and without The Rock and Stone Cold their as the top faces (and some other other people that have left) Cena has been forced down our throats without "earning his stripes". He got to fight Kurt Angle in his second match. He wasn't like a Brock who had actual wrestling skills, and was big...Cena just has the hip hop angle.

For the Cena fans he is decent. Why people hate him? He represents the change of WWF RAW IS WAR and WWE RAW. One was most watched show period. The other was canceled for a dog show.

Have fun cutting a promo on Cena. You can use other wreslters if you don't like The Rock and Stone Cold.

Answer 1

"FINALLY the Rock has come back to the United Kingdom. Now the Rock knows, Cena has his fancy shmancy new title belt, with all his shiny diamonds and pearls. But the Rock knows, as do all his People -major Cheer-, that all that sparkly crap is just the remains of Cena and his little sisters playing dolly and make-up with each other, and stuck those on that belt because they were 'special' to him. So the Rock knows, Sister Cena; Momma Cena; Cousin Cena; even Grandma and Grandad Cena join in the fun. So, the Rock says this - come Wrestlemania the Rock will show up the Cena family; the Rock will show up the Chain Gang, the Rock will even show up that little amount of hope left in that mindless head of yours. And the Rock will finish off, by getting you to grab your belt and glitter sparkle; get a lil spit shine from Momma, Poppa, Grandma & Jimmyjack Cena (your no stranger to their spit) grab all that ***; turn that sumbitch sideways and shove it up each and every one of your candy-a**es!!
IF YA SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING

Answer 2

Cena is being interviewed by Todd backstage.

Todd: Joining me now, is the WWE champion and one half of the WWE tag team champions, John Cena

*crowd boos, some cheer for no reason cause they can't tell what wrestling is*

John, how are you preparing for your Wrestlemania match against Shawn Michaels?

*crowd cheers, half of them only know who michaels is because of DX*

Cena: Well Todd.

-insert what? here-

I plan on giving him the overrated F-U and making him tap out to my lame STFU.

-insert what? here-

*Michaels comes in, crowd cheers, Cena *** kissers boo*

Michaels: Well, if it isn't my co-champion and best friend, John Cena. Like those mind games I'm playing with you?

*cheer*

Cena: You mean, the mind games I'm playing with you.

*boo*

Michaels: How about we settle this in the ring, tonight?

Cena: No, Shawn. I'm a pussy, so i'll wait till I ingest more steroids, then beat you.

Michaels: Speaking of injections...

*Big Dick Johnson rubs his body all over Cena's backside*

*Michaels Superkicks Cena*

*Todd joins the gay fun*

*Ron Simmons comes in*

Simmons: DAMN!