I wish I could meet him in person, I think he would be a really nice person♥
2007-03-22 10:26:44 · 89 answers · asked by *queenfairy1*Antioch California 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
He is a very funny guy. I like his jokes. I would like to share some of his jokes:
* My sister is covered in moles. We used to just call her "Ole Moley". Then she went down to the church and got saved, now we call her "Holy Moley". And she married a Mexican feller, now we call her "Guaca-Moley"!
* (on handicapped toilets) I believe the crippled stool is the Cadillac of the poopin' stools.
* (If NASCAR had sponsorships from feminine products) "How'd you get tickets to the Tampon 200?" "Well, we pulled some strings..."
* You are harder to understand than a harelip ordering Biggie fries. "Can I help you?" "Uh, Wiggie fifes." "What the hell are 'Wiggie fifes'?"
* Remember when [Rosie O'Donnell] had Tom Selleck on her program a while back? She blind-sided Tom Selleck! He's a good fella, ain't never hurt nobody, but he's in the NRA, so she hates that. She was like, "Well, you're in the NRA. Let me tell you something, Tom: guns kill people!" Do you believe she said that? On the Rosie O'Fatass show! She looks right at him and says, "Guns kill people!" Let me tell you something: husbands that come home early kill people! Alright? The gun was just sitting there! If guns kill people, I can blame misspelled words on my pencil!
* I wanna do the world's biggest "Git-R-Done". So on the count of three... wait a minute. I'm in Houston. On the count of tres...
* (singing to the tune of "Little Drummer Boy") Get a job, you bum bum bum bum / Money don't grow on trees, you bum bum bum bum.
* (singing to the tune of "Silver Bells") Blue balls, Blue balls / It's dollar night at the titty club.
* (singing to the tune of "O Come All Ye Faithful") O come, all ye illegal immigrants / Get yourself some green cards / And learn some damn English, and then how to drive.
* (Singing to the tune of "Frosty the Snowman") Donnie the retard / Had an 8 pound waterhead / He was 5'3" and he said to me / "I like tater tots"!
* (singing to the tune of "Santa Claus is Coming To Town") You better watch out, I think she's a guy / I'm not sure, but somethin' ain't right / Hillary Clinton's coming to town. (Hillary's name is sometimes replaced with Janet Reno)
* I went out with this one girl, and she scared me. One day she says to me "Soon you're gonna hear the pitter-patter of little feet!" and I'm thinking, "Oh Lord, she's pregnant"... She ended up leavin' me for a midget.
* That made me madder than a legless Ethiopian watchin' a doughnut roll down a hill.
* He was madder than a Keebler elf demoted to fudge-packer.
* I was madder than a skinhead watching "The Jeffersons".
* I'm happier than Jim Nabors with a wheelbarrow full of buttholes.
* I was more frustrated than Ray Charles with a Where's Waldo? book.
* I was madder than a one-legged waitress workin' at the IHOP!
* I was madder than a prostitute trying to put a condom on an epileptic.
* I was madder than a one-legged stripper doing a table hop.
2007-03-22 10:30:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 2⤋
Ya I love Larry the Cable Guy. But I totally miss Gary the Table Dude.
2007-03-22 10:55:11 · answer #2 · answered by Hot Damn 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Larry the Cable Guy. Though my favorite blue collar comedian would be Ron White.
2016-03-29 00:01:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes I love Larry the Cable Guy he is sooo funny :)
2007-03-22 11:43:36 · answer #4 · answered by BadAssGirlINWV 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He is very funny. I have had the pleasure to see him in concert twice. Both times I was in the second row. The second time I saw him I got to meet him after the show. I got a picture taken with him and an autograph on a shirt.
2007-03-22 11:41:45 · answer #5 · answered by Futureguy51 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My mom and I saw him in Kansas City it was a funny show he said after Janet Jacksons boob popped out he drank chocolate milk for 6 months and gained 30 pounds.
2007-03-22 11:02:23 · answer #6 · answered by Daisy Mae 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
In all honesty who doesn't? He is funny and he represents all rednecks. He can also represent higher classes too, which is a good thing. It also makes everyone love him. Including me. Go Larry!!!!
2007-03-22 10:47:37 · answer #7 · answered by jokesalot13 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Git-R-Done, I got to meet him when he was grand marshall of the NASCAR RACE at Infineon Raceway in Sonoma, He is the best.
2007-03-22 11:04:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yeah I do,I'd like to go have a few beers w/ him,and spend the night laughing my asss off!!
2007-03-22 11:10:37 · answer #9 · answered by molliehollie 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think that Dan Whitney funnier, and more real. What? Never heard if him? Try Google-ing the name...then smile, okay!
(yeah, LTCG is one funnt guy!)
2007-03-22 10:54:10 · answer #10 · answered by The Mystic One 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋