10 points to the most original answer.
2007-03-22 10:21:26 · 36 answers · asked by Miss T 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Not fake, I really want to know how creative you can be.
2007-03-22 10:26:04 · update #1
Well, if you're a woman like me. They steal your eggs and then take them across the galaxy to populate another planet. At night, I look out amongst the stars and wonder how my "other" children are doing. I imagine that ALL of my eggs are populating the SAME planet, so, they kinda look like me, but bigger eyes. They also abduct us after these children have been born and make us discipline them and make them do homework. At some point, they will abduct me and take me to their leader, who also looks like me. I will kill this leader and become queen of my planet. They will be my slaves, my minions and we will build great space ships and go out into the galaxy and abduct others to harvest eggs and start a NEW planet.
Thank you, please drive thru
2007-03-22 10:28:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
It's been said that the most efficent way to conquer an enemy is to live in thier homes, eat their food, toast at thier celebrations, read thier books, laugh at thier jokes.
Once done you know how the enemy thinks, feels, acts.
Then and only then are they ripe for destruction.
When aliens abduct us they are implementing thier version of this philosophy
2007-03-22 10:37:20 · answer #2 · answered by Matticus Kole 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Seriously, the ones who abduct me on a regular basis draw blood and have implanted a microchip in the back of my head to control my thoughts and what I say. I can't go into further details because they won't let me.
2007-03-22 10:40:42 · answer #3 · answered by vagpenisdude 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Full body scans and thy leave little telescopic tracking chips that continually transmit data to the Mother Ship
2007-03-22 10:53:05 · answer #4 · answered by Mr. Smoothie, aka Mr. SmartAss 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They take our personal information out of our wallets. Like credit card numbers, drivers license , and social security info. And then they take your cell phone and call in orders, mainly to get parts for their broke down ( tuna ) U.F.O. craft. Because element 117 is expensive.
2007-03-22 10:47:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I believe they are the biggest culprits out there for idenity theft - somewhere there's an alien maxing out my credit cards!
2007-03-22 11:04:57 · answer #6 · answered by svmainus 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well they run all kinds of mind tests on us to see if we are intelligent. They also run tests on us to see what kinds of different foods they can get us to eat. They also need to find out what different types of air besides oxygen that our bodies can survive on.
2007-03-22 10:25:11 · answer #7 · answered by angelofgothic 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They take us to see how intelligent we are.. keep the smartest ones and then they get help in finding out how to take over the universe. Minus President Bush.
2007-03-22 10:32:36 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ĴỤiiČ¥♥ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2007-03-22 10:25:41 · answer #9 · answered by Sasha 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I hope I never have to find out.
& BTW... if that ever happened to me & I got sent back to earth, I would take a cab to the nearest psyciatric ward & admit myself. ;-)
2007-03-22 11:03:42 · answer #10 · answered by mrauscher74 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋