i was wondering if you guys have any wonderful bright IMAGINATIVE ideas on how to surprise a tired homecoming man from work? =P
2007-03-22 10:10:39 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
haha! lol you know what i meant!!!
2007-03-23 04:37:58 · update #1
Greet him at the door wearing a trenchcoat and panties, and wearing high heels. Open the trenchcoat to give him a peek, lead him over to the couch, sit him down, hand him a beer, and proceed to give him an incredible wet sloppy *******.
Bet tomorrow he will be home even earlier!
2007-03-22 10:17:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi I've been married 3 times for a total of 27 yrs. My second wife was a freak. You name it we did it. It would put some porn to shame. The best advice I can give you is how daring are you? Put on some stillettos, fish net stockings with garder belts, your best teddy, or go to the sex shoppe have the salesperson get your freak prepared for your man. There are so many new inventions and products on the market that would definitely spoil the heck out of your man. He would be racing home from work to come home to take care of his business. What havn't you done that would freak him out. Maybe you could be the 3 course meal and dessert. right on the dining room table. or be waiting for him with candlelight and champagne and with or without anything on just your high heels. TEASE AND PLEASE. THAT IS THE OBJECTIVE. DO IT TILL YOU'RE SATISFIED....!!!!!!PAPA HANK
2007-03-22 18:21:56 · answer #2 · answered by papa_hanko 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was at Barnes & Nobles last night and saw this book about a Brazilian girl who run away from home, she ended up being a prostitute years ago....she wrote a very interesting book giving advice to married couples, one of the advice is how to spice up your sexual life. Need ideas? go get the book you'll love it. The book is titled: "The Scorpion's Sweet Venom: The Diary of a Brazilian Call Girl" by Bruna Surfistinha. Good Luck!
2007-03-22 18:36:50 · answer #3 · answered by Skynaut 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have "Naked Night" where you have to do everything naked, eat dinner and see what happens next...'
Play strip poker
Try having sex somewhere other than the bedroom or shower- go for a ride in the car, park somewhere, take a blanket if the location is secluded enough
Have him lay on the bed and give him a massage with your (naked) BODY
Soak in a bubble bath
be waiting in the house for him in lingerie or naked...and pretend like it's no big deal you are half-naked or naked
Good luck and have fun!
2007-03-22 18:05:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think 5 year-olds should be having se ... okay, sorry, I couldn't resist.
Yes, I do. Meet him at the door stark, raving naked. Grab him by the tie, or other appendage, and pull him upstairs.
Have fun and name it after me!!
Addendum: Ooo, I have another one! Go out to dinner and tell him during the main course that you aren't wearing underwear (and don't wear any, of course). Gulp!! He'll love it!
2007-03-22 17:17:04 · answer #5 · answered by Dino 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No dishes, no laundry, everything done for the evening. Put a note on the door that says, knock and do not talk. Greet him with a kiss, and lead him to the bathroom. Bathe him with your body, he is not allowed to do any work. Take him to bed, massage him, have sex. You do it all.
2007-03-22 17:16:46 · answer #6 · answered by javelin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Answering the door in your lingerie is a winning ploy. Toss your panties at him during dinner. Give him a flash in the living room. Ambush him in the shower. Wear a grass skirt inside the house.
2007-03-22 17:16:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
bake an Italian dinner, spaghetti bread you know...wine
meet him at the door in bluejeans and a t-shirt and jump on him if you can and have a couple of strawberries and chocolate around, candles and all the stuff you like. He ought not be dead and enjoy the spontaneity of it...and see what happens
2007-03-22 17:20:04 · answer #8 · answered by steinerrw 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You mean you have been a couple for 5 years, not that you a both five years old right? Get dirty...do that one thing you have always held back 'cause you were chicken. Do it now.
2007-03-22 17:41:48 · answer #9 · answered by smecky809042003 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would be cooking dinner with just and apron one...and like normal he walks in goes to the bathroom and sits on the couch...conitinue to cook and when its ready call him to the table sitting there with just the apron on..and heels...then when you get ready to eat take the apron off and just eat. he will look at you funny.. just act normal..
2007-03-22 17:19:38 · answer #10 · answered by ERICKSMAMA 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋