When you guys are sitting on the toilet handling your business, what do you do with your penis..is it left dangling or what?
My boyfriend wouldn't tell me all he did was laugh...
2007-03-22 09:25:29 · 23 answers · asked by T'Asia E. 1 in Health ➔ Men's Health
hahaha, yeah it just hangs there, what do you think we do with it, tie it in a bow?
2007-03-22 09:28:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
No wonder he laughed. That is a funny question requiring far too much personal information. However, in the interest of completness I answer as follows:
I usually take a leak at the same time and I usually tuck my penis in with one hand so there isn't a risk that I will pee on myself or that it will touch the toilet bowl. I am not a scruncher... I am a folder. So when I am done I unroll two leaves of paper and fold them in half to wipe my bum. If I find that the business end is sticky... I moisten the paper as well. This takes considerable dexterity whilest ensuring that my penis doesn't touch the toilet bowl... but then I am a folder. Scrunchers, I believe could obviously care less. You can tell who are folders and who are scrunchers by the answers given above.
This process is obviously impossible with wood...so in those circumstances I whack off then go about my business.
2007-03-22 18:30:07 · answer #2 · answered by Icy Gazpacho 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha No we rub it against the toilet seat to pick up as many germs as possible
No I'm just kidding of course we let it hang there. What else did u think we did with it, shove it in our back pocket
2007-03-25 12:04:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
We let our penis and testicles hang down into the toilet! We have to have them inside, in case we have to pee while we are crapping! Don't worry, the penis doesn't hit the toilet bowl water, and it won't get any crap on it either!
2007-03-24 10:16:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
umm, i guess i see how a girl might be confused with this, lol, but its pretty simply unless it's like 8' limp, then most guys just let it hang, i mean what else can you do with it, and yes its pointed into the toilet, but i dont let it touch, that kinda gross.
2007-03-22 16:33:26 · answer #5 · answered by cujo#31 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There is a complex tuck maneuver that requires intense concentration and an application of complicated quantum physics equations. If all goes well, we can keep from peeing on ourselves.
2007-03-22 16:30:17 · answer #6 · answered by RcknRllr 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That is kinda funny.
I usually point mine into the toilet bowl... hopefully the reason is obvious.
2007-03-22 16:28:52 · answer #7 · answered by kevness 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just let it hang or hold it down in the bowl so you don't pee all over youself or the bathroom!
2007-03-23 00:59:05 · answer #8 · answered by Justin 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If it's over 8" you tie it to your belly button ring to keep it out of the cold water
2007-03-22 17:08:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hold it up so it dosen't touch the toilet water of course
2007-03-22 16:39:46 · answer #10 · answered by usamedic420 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
its pointed into the toilet
2007-03-22 18:00:55 · answer #11 · answered by Mediwizard 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋