I am not a mother because I am only 13 but when I was five I came home from school one day and say "Mommy, Michael said the s word, the really bad s word...he said STUPID!"
2007-03-22 09:04:18 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
It was christmas of 06, we were opening presents on xmas eve, and my friends kid opened his present and he got a pair of snow shoes and he goes "what a rip" and threw them on the floor! it was hilarious
2007-03-22 09:09:24 · answer #1 · answered by Ashley 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
my 4 yr old always says funny things, but today we were outside flying paper airplanes and he kept farting. I said how many of those do you have in their and he said 100, I am going to get a trophy for the fartiest kid. Seriously, that just made me laugh so hard.
another one - kind of sad in the beginning. After the passing of my son's grandma, I had to explain to him that Grandma is in heaven. After processing this, the next day he said "Mom, remember when you said Grandma is in heaven, well are there bathrooms in heaven, just in case grandma needs to go".
2007-03-22 09:09:00 · answer #2 · answered by ~•over the moon•~ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't have kids either but when I was a kid I got nervous because I had a concert to sing at (a school performance) and I asked my Mom why my stomach was shaky and she said it was butterflies- so I told her they felt more like gorillas!
2007-03-22 09:38:41 · answer #3 · answered by Cujo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol,
My half brother is like four and he started watching Sponge Bob Square Pants heaps on cable TV one day and at lunch time my step mom asked him "What do you want for lunch buddy" and he goes "A crabby paddy", that was so funny. Anyway every time we go to get lunch from a take away shop or restaurant, he tells the waitress he wants a crabby paddy.
2007-03-22 09:11:18 · answer #4 · answered by Tha Most Shady 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I used to call the Obituaries the "Olde ***** You Waries" until I announced it outloud in class when were learning about the parts that make up a newspaper.
2007-03-22 09:22:30 · answer #5 · answered by Rebeccah 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The family and relatives were all seated for dinner and I (age 7) said: What does *** mean? Another one....My niece trying to be complimentary to her very petite grandma said, "Grandma you would look like a teenager except for your old face."
2007-03-22 09:09:21 · answer #6 · answered by Raven 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's very funny! When we were a lot younger, and my sister was about 7 years old we were watching TV with our mom. Mom asked Sis to do something and she stood up and exclaimed: "I can't wait to have kids of my own!" Mom was touched, thinking of her future grandkids... and she asked, "why?" To which my sister responded: "So that I can have my OWN SLAVES!!!!" And she stormed out of the living room and went to do whatever chore it was that mom had asked of her!
2007-03-22 09:11:04 · answer #7 · answered by Shibi 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When I was pregnant, my 4 year old son asked if there was a door by my bottom where the baby comes out!! It was so funny!! I still laugh thinking about it!
2007-03-22 09:08:29 · answer #8 · answered by bruceandang 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
When my youngest daughter told on herself for saying
SON OF A BIATCH.....cause her sister ran to tell on her but the youngest one told on herself before the sister got to tell....
I sing rock a bye baby to my 2 yr old granddaughter and now she gets in my lap and says sing Baby Tree Nanny!!! SO CUTE...
2007-03-22 18:21:47 · answer #9 · answered by halfpint22 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My son, age 2 1/2 said "Whobody did that?"
2007-03-22 09:08:06 · answer #10 · answered by ? 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋