2007-03-22 08:57:49 · 21 answers · asked by NO SOUP 4 U! 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
liberal-my bad
2007-03-22 08:58:38 · update #1
Only the women, guns, and beer that the public will know about. Clinton had Monica to deal with, Gore actually owns guns himself, and Ted Kennedy killed a woman by driving drunk and going off a bridge and leaving her to drown in his car. So as long as you don't let your little secrets like these ones out, you should be fine.
2007-03-22 09:04:09 · answer #1 · answered by Galaxie Girl 6 · 2⤊ 4⤋
Well, the quintessential liberal is Ted Kennedy. Beer and women are ok...in fact, they are mandatory. You have to give up the guns. But don't worry. If you want to kill someone, the good Senator from Massachusetts can show you how to do that with a car and some water under a bridge.
2007-03-22 16:03:27 · answer #2 · answered by Pythagoras 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
What liberals have given up on women?
Many liberals own guns.
What liberals have given up beer? What the hell? That is more of a conservative position I should think. Conservatives don't want you to have fun. Liberals don't give a damn what you do, so long as you aren't hurting or threatening anyone.
2007-03-22 16:12:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ummm... weren't the Republicans kind of upset because Clinton did TOO well with women? And why guns and beer? AK-47s maybe, but not handguns. And beer? You really don't know anything about Liberalism, do you?
This is about the same as if I were to ask if in giving up Conservatism, you had to give up your bu*t plug...
2007-03-22 16:04:05 · answer #4 · answered by Blackacre 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Many liberals are into BDSM and abortions so women are all good.
The reason alcohol was made illegal in the first place was because it made people less productive in a time when laissez-faire capitalism was running amok, so I would doubt the liberals would care about that - as long as you can keep the wife beating and drunk driving to a minimum (that may be difficult for you conservatives).
guns.. that depends on which liberal you ask.
2007-03-22 16:05:18 · answer #5 · answered by Zenrage 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
NO NO NO you only have to tell everyone else to and then go get drunk kill a woman, then commit adultery and then buy a shooting range for you to practice on so you can say you are a hunter. But never ever believe other people can make mistakes and condemn them all.
2007-03-22 16:10:52 · answer #6 · answered by mississippi_goat 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You'll have to give up guns. The Kennedy's can provide the all booze and the hussies that you would ever need.
2007-03-23 01:32:53 · answer #7 · answered by .45 Peacemaker 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You don't have to give them up - just tell everyone else to... If anyone gives you a hard time, just call them a racist or a bigot and start ranting about Bush or Zionism - You'll be just fine
2007-03-22 18:11:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you honestly believe that Teddy Kennedy could ever give up beer?
2007-03-22 16:19:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Only if you want be as gay as a three dollar bill like Ted Haggard and Mark Foley!
2007-03-22 19:39:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋