of a "Cropduster"?
I just walked thru the vapor trail left behind by the overweight woman at work. And there are Cheeto's on her desk, and she is wearing an "I love chocolate" shirt today.
I feel so dirty.......
2007-03-22 08:27:49 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I HAVE NEVER HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE---CROPDUSTER---LOL! THAT'S HILARIOUS!!!
2007-03-22 08:44:05 · answer #1 · answered by mrs.b 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes, we were in Vegas last week for the Rat Pack show at the Greek Isle and there were lots of stinkers walking back and forth into and out of the casino as we waited in line to get into the theater. I assume they hadn't bathed in a while because they were transfixed by the slot machines and bright lights. Plus, they probably had a lot of comp liquor, which doesn't help a b.o. problem.
I've also been sprayed by a real cropduster while working on a powerline that ran parallel with the field he was spraying. There were several of us working there and we all had to get bloodwork done to make sure there were no nerve agent-based poisons in the plane's hopper. The cropdusting company told us the mixture was a "harmless" herbicide. I am not convinced, but I haven't croaked yet.
2007-03-22 08:36:03 · answer #2 · answered by RBW1ST/22FA 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO, that is so sad but intriguingly funny. Next time just carry some Lysol or febreeze or wear a gas mask. The only cropduster's I have to bother with are my son and nephew's all of whom are the master's of the silent and deadly technique.
2007-03-22 08:35:39 · answer #3 · answered by calmlikeatimebomb 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A guy goes to pick up his date for the evening. She's not ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her parents.
He has a bad case of gas and really needs to relieve some pressure.
Lucky, the family dog jumps up on the couch next to him. He decides that he can let a little fart out and if anyone notices they will think that the dog did it.
He farts, and the woman yells, "Spot, get down from there."
The guy thinks, "Great, they think the dog did it." He releases another fart, and the woman again yells for the dog to get down.
This goes on for a couple more farts. Finally the woman yells, "Dammit Spot, get down before he poops on you."
2007-03-22 08:36:53 · answer #4 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sadly I was once the cropduster. Now I look at their trails with pity. Go out afterwork and buy a hot chick a cold drink. Tell her thanks for restoring a right reality to your world.
2007-03-22 08:31:41 · answer #5 · answered by NakasEvilTwin 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes. it's like when Tom Cruise pasted behind another jet in Top Gun. It can mess you up.
2007-03-22 08:32:57 · answer #6 · answered by looking4answers 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I always hold my breath in when walking by someone disgusting. Just walk by them fast so you don't have to inhale their filth, then inhale when you're clear. I also do this when someone (not necessarily gross) coughs or sneezes and I walk past them.
2007-03-22 08:31:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Try getting to know her a little better. She might go out with you if you asked real nice.
2007-03-22 08:31:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO. where in the hell would one find an 'I Love Chocolate' shirt. thats rich hahah. and as for you, all apologies, that is horrible. lol
2007-03-22 08:33:36 · answer #9 · answered by Kristin :D 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes my grandma always walked in front of me and she constantly had the walking farts and when i would say thats gross she would always tell me "better out than in" i love that woman but i always walk in front now
2007-03-22 08:31:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
WHAT? a vapor trail...did she have horribly strong perfume on or something?
2007-03-22 08:30:36 · answer #11 · answered by thecelliststarlet 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋