Part of the words are "before She goes on work release
2007-03-22 08:01:50 · 8 answers · asked by magaof3 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Music
I'm sorry, I didn't find the exact parody that you asked for, but here's another one for the same song called "Before She Bleats" (**Warning: this might be a little inappropriate**)
Right now, he's prob-ly daydreamin' bout a big bad ewe and behavior that is risky
Right now, he's prob-ly thinkin' of her fluffy little tail, hopin' she'll be frisky
Right now, he's prob-ly ruminatin' that no one could possibly figure out where he goes
But he don't know...
That I slashed my knife right through the hide
Of my hubby's dirty secret part-time bride
Carved her up down to her little feets
I served a platter of haggis with great delight
Now the sheep's in him tonight
Maybe next time he'll quit before she bleats
Right now, he's prob-ly still thinkin' 'bout that slut waitin' while he's headin' for the pasture
Right now, he's prob-ly sippin' Woolite, and he's a-thinkin' that she's more mature than last year
Right now, he's prob-ly lookin' for his three buck jar of that new-mown hay smell
Oh, he'll burn in Hell
So I lured her out behind the barn
With my sudden urgent need to spin some yarn
Sheepishly she went to her defeat
I made an excellent meal he'll love to munch
Sacrificial lamb for lunch
Maybe next time he'll quit before she bleats
I might-a caused a little ruckus in the barnyard
And the next ewe I hear bleat
Oh, she'd best be afraid of me
Oh-oh-oh, 'fraid of me...
'Cause I dug my knife into the hide
Of my hubby's saucy lamb chop part-time bride
Then I served him as he took a seat
I carved that platter of haggis with great delight
Yes, the sheep's in him tonight
Maybe next time he'll quit before she bleats
Oh, maybe next time he'll quit...before she bleats
Oh, before she bleats
Baa-aaa-aaa...
2007-03-25 18:18:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you are talking about Carrie Underwood's "Before He Cheats" but I've never heard anything in the song about work release.
2007-03-22 15:05:26 · answer #2 · answered by desperatemom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's either by Cledus T. Judd, or Weird Al Yankovich
2007-03-22 16:20:12 · answer #3 · answered by Missouri Stud 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do you live in texas? if you do, there is a radio station with a talk show called "Kidd Cradick(sp?) in the morning" and one of the men on it (Big Al) wrote a parody called "Before she freaks" and sang it on the air...the only thing i can remember from it is that he said "she forgot the car was in her name cuz my credit sucks" or something like that and there was something about how the girl he was with was actually their son's teacher cuz it was parents night...it's hilarious.
2007-03-22 16:03:21 · answer #4 · answered by goo. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
carrie underwood
she sings some hearts 2
thats 1 of my fav songs!
2007-03-22 15:10:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-03-22 15:07:51 · answer #6 · answered by Libragirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the person above me is right, the only country song i can think of with "before he cheats" in it is carrie underwood..but i dont know about "before she goes on work release"
Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleached-blond tramp,
and she's probably getting frisky.
right now he's probably buying her some fruity little drink
cause she can't shoot whiskey.
right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick,
showing her how to shoot a combo
and he don't know...
I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats.
I took a louisville slugger to both head lights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires.
maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
right now, she's probably up singing some
white-trash version of Shania karoke..
right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk"
and he's thinking that he's gonna lucky,
right now, he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom polo.
and he don't know...
I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seat...
I took a louisville slugger to both head lights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl,
cause the next time that he cheats..
oh you know it won't be on me!
no.. not on me..
I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seat...
I took a louisville slugger to both head lights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
ohh.. maybe next time he'll think.. before he cheats...
ohh... before he cheats...
ohhhh.
2007-03-22 15:09:30 · answer #7 · answered by colour_my_world<3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
carrie underwood
2007-03-22 18:21:48 · answer #8 · answered by h>>> 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋