10 points to the funniest answer
2007-03-22 07:52:45 · 13 answers · asked by Pimpsta© 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Aliens are kinky
2007-03-22 07:55:04 · answer #1 · answered by B aka PE 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Because they come from the vacuum of space where the temperature approaches near absolute zero
or
is from swimming the Rio Grand
2007-03-22 14:56:34 · answer #2 · answered by No Trespassing 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aliens: Change colors and appear to be wise. Pirates: Drunken wildly dressed idiots...Hmmm.
2007-03-22 15:04:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
We can travel through space and time causing chaos. We can shape shift and become whoever we want. We can probe you in your sleep while you slumber - then we leave you with the experience of a lifetime.
2007-03-22 15:03:17 · answer #4 · answered by belen2499 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aliens like the booty while pirates hide their booty....
wait.... what if aliens are pirates.... they gather the booty and hide the booty for when things get a little slow and there is not much booty..... booty...hehehe
2007-03-22 14:59:04 · answer #5 · answered by Myra G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pirates can defeat any sissy aliens, aliens are just dumb little beings using our planet as a tourist destination, a pirate will rob them blind!
2007-03-22 14:56:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
have you ever seen a pirate pop out of an astronauts chest
2007-03-22 14:55:21 · answer #7 · answered by Huh? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THEY ARE NOT! as a smelly pirate hooker im very insulted that you would think that. aliens cant say "GAAAR!" or "shiver me timbers" or evn "POOP DECK!!!!" so they cant possibly be coler. (",)
2007-03-22 14:57:16 · answer #8 · answered by - 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They travel farther and have better hobbies...like anal probing.
2007-03-22 15:32:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you answer that,it means you're smart.
2007-03-22 15:07:10 · answer #10 · answered by ma[s]ter 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋