I've had to tell my son "Don't eat jelly off the carpet" That's not something I'd think I'd ever have to tell anyone before.
2007-03-22 07:23:34 · 12 answers · asked by brwneyedgrl 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
~No no, we dont eat gum off the sidewalk!
~Your brothers head is not a horse!
~Dont put your hands up mommys skirt!
~Peas dont go in your nose Honey!
~Aughh! Dont put your hands in the toilet!
~Oh, those arent balloons. You shouldnt look through mommys night table...
~♥~ I have 4 children! I have had some doozies to deal with! Kids also say the darndest things! lol ~♥~
2007-03-22 07:40:33 · answer #1 · answered by Wendy 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
There are no Indians in the woods.
We lived in a cottage with woods all around us and he thought there were Indians looking in his window at night.
He was only 5 years old.
2007-03-22 14:29:28 · answer #2 · answered by mom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im not sure if its wierd but it was funny. We were driving some where and they kept asking are we there yet about half way through the trip i got tired of it pulled over said yea were here get out .they started to get out then saw where we were lol never asked again lol
2007-03-22 14:40:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't have kids, but I remember the weirdest thing my mom said to me.
"Honey, it wasn't a burgler. Your dad and I were making love"
I was 8 -- scarred for life.
2007-03-22 14:38:13 · answer #4 · answered by Amanda B 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Explain why her Grandma (72) did not wear cool clothes like her friends Grandma (42)
2007-03-22 14:29:42 · answer #5 · answered by ~The Medieval Islander~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
" no, dear, daddy didn't leave that money on the table by accident. let's put it back. it's for the waiter and it's called a 'tip.' "
not wierd, but, at least cute i hope.
2007-03-22 14:30:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Mommy's got a baby in her tummy, not her goodies(We call breasts 'goodies')!"(I am blessed in the bust area and my 26 month-old pokes them saying "baby" while I'm pushing her in a cart at Babies'R Us after I try to explain to her that the reason we're shopping for baby gear is because Mommy has a baby in her tummy-I guess I'm not showing enough yet-LOL)
2007-03-22 14:33:59 · answer #7 · answered by dance4praise 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I sooo wish you daddy looked like Gerard Way....(that would be when i had a child,right now i'm too young!)
2007-03-22 14:27:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
"Can you get home before dawn so I can take the car to work?" My son is slightly older than your kid, but, trust me, it's coming.
2007-03-22 14:28:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
We were in the store and Nate picked out bouncy balls. It was all he wanted.We had to threaten to take his balls away.
2007-03-22 14:28:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋