My secretary arrived to work today showing a big ole toe. How can I politely explain to her that this is against company dress policy. It simply states in the manual that camel-toe will be grounds for immediate dismissal. She's a very good worker though. So what should I do?
2007-03-22 06:46:57 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
Make an exception for her and take her out for dinner and then to your flat or hers. Haven't you taken the clue yet?
All the best!/
2007-03-26 04:09:36 · answer #1 · answered by Ebby 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Figure out ways to interject the phrase camel toe into conversation and maybe she will get the hint, say things like this, "a camel can run five miles on just his TOES" or "how many camels toes does it take to change a light bulb?" or "why did the camel's toes cross the road?" or simply cough and say camel toes at the same time it's an old standby but can be quite effective if you want to go with a more suttle approach just use the old joke, "hey you know whats eating your pants? your Va***a is now go get some bigger pants.
2007-03-22 06:56:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
The only time I have heard camel toe mentioned in employment is the Playboy Club. Bunnies have to stand a very specific way to avoid the awfule toe.
So either you work at the new Playboy Club in the Palms or you are lying.....
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2007-03-22 08:01:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pull her aside and let her know that her clothes are inappropriately tight, which is against company policy. I very much doubt that it says in your company handbook "No camel toes allowed, or camel toes are cause for immediate dismissal".
2007-03-22 06:51:38 · answer #4 · answered by TmB 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you should just slip a copy of the"Handbook of Proper Camel-toe Etiquette" on her desk, and hope that she gets the hint.
2007-03-22 06:55:31 · answer #5 · answered by Stuck in the middle of nowhere 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Take a pair of tweezers and pull on the offending piece of clothing. You should only have to do this once or twice before she gets the hint. Also remind her that the friction down there is creating offensive odors in the office.
2007-03-22 07:09:42 · answer #6 · answered by floridaguy 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Send her to me. i am an official CT inspector and i can make sure her CT is within proper guidelines.
Sincerely,
Inspector 69
2007-03-22 06:51:04 · answer #7 · answered by Master Ang Gi Guong 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
may your camel always spit dates, tastes the waters . and do a double take
2007-03-25 18:27:21 · answer #8 · answered by Norweiginwood420 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, disgusting did you throw up, tell her to buy some wonder panties
2007-03-22 07:11:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
As a gay man, all I can say is......
2007-03-22 07:09:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋