What is the strangest thing you have ever done in the bathroom?

Answer 1

had my breakfast with me while i am pooping
woke up late
too hungry
so have to do so
LOL i know it is disgusting

Answer 2

i did not actually see this, someone at the place i work smeared assuming their own feces all over the entire bathroom. not once, but twice in one week on both floors. now the thing is, i worked in a locked building you have to have key to get in, so it had to be someone that worked here at the time. we had a meeting with HR, all males since it was in the men's room. i don't think a woman would do this anyway. they said it was everywhere, just caked on the walls. the janitors were needless to say a little pissed. to my knowledge they never caught the person.

Answer 3

I slept on the bathroom floor one night, I was sick with the stomach flu and burning up---the floor was cold and cool (and blessedly clean, since it's my own bathroom!) and I was oh so close to the porcelain honda, in case I needed it asap!

My feet were sticking out in the hallway and in the morning, Mr. Munya thought I was dead!

Answer 4

Masturbated

Answer 5

I have taken a pregnancy test in a public bathroom.

Answer 6

Fixing the shower head while it was on trying to light my pipe and getting some from my boyfriend all at the same time.

Answer 7

Shaving down below before an appointment to get a vasectomy .

Answer 8

That's just waiting for a rude answer!

probs had a smoke because it had an electric extractor i could blow straight into and my parents wouldn't smell it (i miss being young!)

Answer 9

smoked a cigarette and talking on the phone while taking a crap. also maybe smoking bud in there too. and f*cked.. haha that bathroom has seen a lot..

Answer 10

Can you really do anything wierd or strange in the bathroom?

Answer 11

Picked ticks off my dog