my mate was saying earlier that he thinks of god as a happy guy living in hawaii who goes around in a tropical shirt, blue short-shorts and sandals, and gets around the place on a pogo stick. yes my mate is very weird as you can see lol.
what's your weird idea?
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2007-03-22 06:11:50 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
God looks and acts like most healthy Grandparents. Lots of listening and laughing. A helping hand at times. Tears at the right moments. Smiles at all that is innocent and loving. Also the Grandfather and Grandmother offer the best access to real world knowledge because their perspective on the world is hard won and hard appreciated. God love the Grandparents!
2007-03-22 06:20:39 · answer #1 · answered by zclifton2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Personally, I think that god is an African American man, they said that Jesus had hair of wool. The only people that have hair like wool are African Americans. In Jerusalem all of the people there are of color, and it would be odd for a caucausian male to walk around a whole country of african american people. People in that area of the world are very religious.
2007-03-22 13:18:19 · answer #2 · answered by Arthur D. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No weird ideas mate, just that God is awesome and loves you very much - you just need to get to know Him - the only way is through Jesus - you may find that weird, and laugh it off - but believe me it's true - check it out for yourself!
2007-03-22 13:19:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God has hairy knees and keeps a pet canary who gets lost in His knee hair.
2007-03-22 13:36:51 · answer #4 · answered by Leo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋