An Illinois man left the snowballed streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail.
Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor dead.
At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:
Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Your Loving Husband.
P.S. Sure is hot down here.
2007-03-22 06:02:13 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Heeheehee
You so funny!
2007-03-22 06:05:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-05-05 19:23:47 · answer #2 · answered by Alisa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats classic
best way to break up with someone is to cheat on em, and then come home the next day and throw em out without warning...oh, and packing all their stuff so they can just get the hell out of there leaves a great impression
2007-03-22 06:10:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. Poor woman. Best way is just to sever all ties. Good luck!
2007-03-22 06:06:22 · answer #4 · answered by ESTamez 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha i get it! well if his wife found out and wanted to end the relationship then get a divorce?!?!? if that's not what you mean then i have NO IDEA what your talking about!
2007-03-22 06:12:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one...but it is easier to:
slip out the back jack
you don't need to be coy roy
just drop of the key lee
and get yourself free....
hop on the bus gus
you don't need to discuss much...................etc
there are 50 ways to leave your lover
2007-03-22 06:07:49 · answer #6 · answered by missellie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
give a slap on face of person u don't like
2007-03-22 06:07:08 · answer #7 · answered by shiva 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanks-cute little story
2007-03-22 06:05:58 · answer #8 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
real story?
i can beleive it
2007-03-22 06:06:32 · answer #9 · answered by mikedrazenhero 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahhaha..that sure is funny
2007-03-22 06:05:55 · answer #10 · answered by cHiLLOtS ('__') 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋