2007-03-22 05:56:41 · 16 answers · asked by - 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
"what are you going to do?...release the dogs, or the bees, or the dog with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?" Homer to Mister Burns
2007-03-22 06:24:03 · answer #1 · answered by shan12369 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Teacher: miss simpson, do you find something funny about the word tromboner?
Lisa: No, I was looking outside
Class: Lisa likes Nelson
Milhouse: she does not
Class: Milhouse likes Lisa
Janie: he does not
Class: Janie likes Milhouse
Teacher: Oh Nobody likes Milhouse
2007-03-22 08:04:29 · answer #2 · answered by northshore_angel_fan 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Beer! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."
H. Simpson
Closely followed by this (2 line) exchange between Homer and Lisa:
"Dad, by cutting this cable line, you may very well have saved your soul."
"Yeah, at the worst possible time!"
And in song:
"Some folk'll never lose a toe, and then again, some folk'll,
Like Cletus, the slack-jawed yokel!"
2007-03-22 06:27:05 · answer #3 · answered by Grizzly B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 of them:
Grandpa (denying that Homer is a communist): My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is NOT a porn star!
Girl: But you said if I slept with you I wouldn't have to touch the drunk!
Duffman: Duffman says a lot of things! Oh, yeah!
2007-03-22 09:06:08 · answer #4 · answered by Aurora 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eat My Asphalt, Asphalt eaters
2007-03-22 06:06:54 · answer #5 · answered by Mr. G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?
2007-03-22 06:23:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"You can't win friends with salad!" - Homer
"My nose makes its own bubblegum!" - Ralph Wiggum
2007-03-22 08:48:35 · answer #7 · answered by anjitalianwoman25 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?"
2007-03-22 06:00:25 · answer #8 · answered by Jason H 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Me fail english? That's unimpossible"
~Ralph
2007-03-22 06:02:39 · answer #9 · answered by ○•○•Cassie•○•○ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't have a cow man.
2007-03-23 17:32:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋