Anybody have any funny stories about their pets?

Question

Its just I have 2 cats and they're always doing stupid things, and I wondered if anybody else's cats do stupid things as well.

Answer 1

There was a time, not so long ago, my adorable cat Dorabella demonstrated extraordinary heroism and showed much compassion towards my grandmother. What a lovely story to share with you, dearest readers!

My grandmother suffered from a chronic disease. She relied on a very efficient medicine to lessen the risk of her frequent heart disease. My grandmother really had a deep affection for this magnificient cat. She spoiled Dorabella with cream, cake, and biscuits. This relationship between woman and cat was not a one-way street because the crucial day came for the cat to do my grandmother a good turn.

That day, the grandmother, who suffers from chronic coronary disease, had a sudden attack rendering her too weak to reach her pills on a shelf above her bed. Her only companion, Dorabella, leapt up and knocked the tablets down to her life-long friend. The medication diminished the pain, but the elderly woman still could not get up and call for help.

The cat was not dismayed; she ran outside and dashed to the nearby house of my grandmother's doctor. The cat started meowing pitifully outside the doctor's door. The surprised doctor recognized the plaintive sounds as those of Dorabella. He telephoned her aged companion, but no one answered. He then hurried to the old woman's house where he found his patient lying on the bed and desperate for help. The doctor immediately called for an ambulance.

The cat loved the elderly woman, came to her rescue - and undoubtedly saved her life. Dorabella's quick and intelligent action might also have had a little gratitude in it, a repayment of kindness with kindness.

Answer 2

My cat jumped up on to an empty box that had already been opened and fell right through the top into the box. The really funny part was that my bf was watching and claimed that the cat was embarrassed for falling because she looked around and pretended like nothing happened then just slinked away. Oh, what a funny kitty!

Answer 3

One of my Boy cats decided to follow the cartoon fish that were swimming as a screen saver on my computer monitor. The fish went up over the screen, so my cat decided to follow it. He obviously forgot we'd changed from a big screen he used to sit on, to a thin flat screen. He fell behind the screen and then down behind the desk and got stuck between that and the wall! I tried not to laugh but he looked so embarrassed!

Answer 4

yea last night my gf was playing with the cat and the cat went flying like 4 ft into the air and landed on the laptop that was sitting on the floor. she used this feather like thing on a stick and bops it up and down and whatever. cat's are moron's
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lol oh yea another funny thing this cat did is the other night we left the cat outside our room with the door closed. we were watching tv or whatevever and one of the cats arms was completely underneath the door sticking out on our side of the door. it was hilarious it wasn't moving and it wasn't stuck the was just sitting there with his arm underneath the door for like 15 minutes lol i was dying

Answer 5

yep i have a cat...
i cant go to the toilet without him trying to follow me in there, even if he is sleeping on setee he will follow me straight away and will sit outside until im out, i would have called him shadow but hes ginger lol

my mate thinks he acts just like a dog and everytime shes here he jumps up her legs when shes walking around which has me lmao

oh and last week i was getting tissue for my nose, the bedroom door slammed shut due to window being open and because i have laminate flooring he jumped in the air and was trying to run off but his feet kept slipping so he wasnt going anywhere, he was trying to run for his life, i broke up in so much laughter i was crying, then he walks off with his tail in the air.
Cats are so entertaining..

Answer 6

i have a male cat who loves my call phone why you ask well i got this ring tone that sounds like a cat meowing, he tries to pick it up and carry it off or he just sits there and scratches at it. its quite funny i can play it any where in the house and he comes running.

Answer 7

I had a hamster called Otto and we went away for a week and the guy in the attic flat looked after him. When we came back, I went upstairs to get him and he said "I'm really sorry but I got him out and he's escaped". He'd turned his flat upside down looking for him but hadn't found him. I told him not to worry and left the cage in his flat in case he smelt the food and came back and went down to my flat on the ground floor. Anyway, a bit later on I was cleaning my teeth and I hadn't put the bathroom light on because there was enough light from the bedroom light (I thought) and I moved my foot and it brushed against something furry. I turned the light on and it was Otto! He'd managed to get down 4 floors back to the flat he lived in! Which was probably not because he missed me and realised I'd come home but I like to think it was. He was all dusty and he had sooty black streaks on his white bits and a swollen eye but other than he was fine. I went upstairs and got his cage and told my neighbour, who immediately assumed I'd gone to a petshop and bought an identical hamster (which would have been hard because Otto was black white and brown, absolutely huge and it was nearly midnight). I wish he'd had a little camera on his back because I would LOVE to know where he went on his little trip.

Answer 8

It's not stupid but my sister's cat followed my nephew to school then spent all day peering in the classroom window at him. Then when it was home time he followed him back.
And then one of my cat's used to get out of the rain by hiding under the shed. Clever enough but used to leave her tail hanging out to get soaked.

Answer 9

I had a West Highland Terrier called Bailey and my sister owned his sister called Rosie. When Rosie came to visit I had to put a pair of my small daughters knickers on Rosie to stop Bailey getting her into the family way (literally)!!

Answer 10

I have a tabby cat that weights about 50lbs and he beat up the German Shepherd's up next door then got hit by a big truck and he still has 7 lives. the truck didn't hurt him one bit knocked out some teeth but he is still eating and hunting. I am just wondering how bad he messed up that truck!!!