Well I was born on this planet. Thanks alot! Now that my furry butt is here, how can I control all these random elements?
Lightning may strike my dog, a bus could run over my girlfriend, and my friend could slip on an icy sidewalk and get a concussion so he can't remember that he owes me 300 bucks!
Someone could choke on a corndog. A viral infection might overtake my parents or an infected tooth might interfere with my neighbor's happiness.
A car might run over a squirrel or a goose in Switzerland today. TODAY!!! I am nowhere NEAR Switzerland!!!!!
How can I just sit here and be while all this potential exists for misery and human suffering? How can I control it all without getting exhausted and in my weary state, wander out in front of a milk truck?
2007-03-22 05:26:08 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
never let anyone you love outside
2007-03-22 05:29:15 · answer #1 · answered by flutter 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
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2016-05-08 05:04:59 · answer #2 · answered by Jacqueline 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is no way to insure that never happens...except to gather your loved ones and hold them captive forever in your home...but would that make them happy?
2007-03-22 05:32:13 · answer #3 · answered by ~angie~ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Keep your loved ones close at hand.
2007-03-22 05:32:24 · answer #4 · answered by B"Quotes 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋