2007-03-22 05:23:09 · 26 answers · asked by Bigger Five 1 in Pets ➔ Fish
No. Birds have no sphincter. In other words, they have no control of their bowels. When they need to go, it just comes out.
They have no interest or intention of pooing on you. However, if it does happen...they don't care about that either.
2007-03-22 05:25:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Don't know what feases are but I assume you mean bird poo.No I don't think they drop on you purposely, they haven't been trained in bomb aiming,and if you are the recipient of an aerial assault you are just unfortunate. Obviously the more birds and the bigger they are lessen your chances of escaping unscathed. The biggest pests are pigeons in places like Trafalgar Square or some local shopping centres.They can sit on your shoulder and ruin your jacket or perch over shop doorways and imperil the shoppers walking below It's all a lot of crap really.
2007-03-22 05:34:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I lived in the desert, there were these birds that used to sit right at the side mirrors to my car, staring at themselves in the mirror and thinking it was another bird. I'd find sh*t all over my car door every morning.
2007-03-22 05:51:57 · answer #3 · answered by punchy333 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL....I sware they do....we have seagulls here (big fat smelly poops) and they manage some how to hit our screens...they have to aim at them...there is no other way, this happens on days that are not windy....I have been bombed many times, it is so stinkey....plus, we have one vehicle in the yard way and they always hit it.....but on the pavement around the vehicle, not a single shi*.......I have thought it was intentional for a while, It is a game for them I am sure.....dirty birds!!!!
2007-03-22 05:28:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, birds deliberately try to drop their waste onto us, our cars and onto our patio tables. Be afraid of all birds and if one does poop on you go get a anti-radiation antidote those birds should be considered terrorists and cannot be trusted.
2007-03-22 09:17:41 · answer #5 · answered by sonicachic311 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha yeah i think they do it on purpose! They are going LOOK AT ME i can fly, you cant and also for punishing humans for eating so many birds every year!
2007-03-22 05:26:24 · answer #6 · answered by karla o 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Top-guns are Sea-gulls.
2007-03-22 05:26:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course its intentional, even when they don't need to go for a poo they like to hover-threatening you so that you squeel & run away.... But why is this question in "Fish"?...
2007-03-22 05:40:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not all birds poop on the wing. Seagulls do but pigeons don't.
2007-03-22 05:26:27 · answer #9 · answered by Del Piero 10 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, and not just any human being. They are specifically looking for you, but sometimes they just can't hold it anymore.
2007-03-22 05:25:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋