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2007-03-22 05:20:00 · 52 answers · asked by Samantha 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
What ever happened to Orange Julius? I've been craving one, but haven't thought about them in some 30 years or so.
2007-03-22 05:24:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
OK...here's the FUNNIEST JOKE! PLEASE READ!
One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer. Unfortunately, as soon as he starts to draw a crowd, the zookeeper grabs him and drags him into his office. The zookeeper explains to the mime that the zoo's most popular attraction, a gorilla, has died suddenly. The keeper fears that attendance at the zoo will fall off. He offers the mime a job to dress up as the gorilla until they can get another one. The mime accepts.
So the next morning the mime puts on the gorilla suit and enters the cage before crowd comes. He discovers that it's a great job. He can sleep all he wants, play and make fun of people and he draws bigger crowds than he ever did as a mime. However, eventually the crowds tire of him and he gets bored just swinging on tires. He begins to notice that the people are paying more attention to the lion in the cage next to his. Not wanting to lose the attention of his audience, he climbs to the top of his cage, crawls across a partition, and dangles from the top to the lion's cage. Of course, this makes the lion furious, but the crowd loves it.
At the end of the day the zookeeper comes and gives the mime a raise for being such a good attraction as a gorilla. Well, this goes on for some time, the mime keeps taunting the lion, the crowds grow larger, and his salary keeps going up. Then one terrible day when he is dangling over the furious lion he slips and falls. The mime is terrified. The lion gathers itself and prepares to pounce. The mime is so scared that he begins to run round and round the cage with the lion close behind. Finally, the mime starts screaming and yelling, "Help, Help me!", but the lion is quick and pounces. The mime soon finds himself flat on his back looking up at the angry lion and the lion says, "Shut up you idiot! Do you want to get us both fired?"
2007-03-22 05:30:04 · answer #2 · answered by Shark 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That sound led to a daydream about the end of the world. That daydream stuck with me and over time revealed itself to be much more. I believe sometimes you have a choice in what inspiration you choose to follow and other times you really don't. This record is the latter. Once I tuned into it, everything fell into place... as if it were meant to be. With a framework established, the songs were very easy to write. Things started happening in my "real" life that blurred the lines of what was fiction and what wasn't. The record turned out to be more than a just a record in scale, as you will see over time.
2007-03-22 05:26:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
My neck is itching...hang on I gotta fart...I had adream about a dear with broken legs lastnight....I wonder if American Idol will get cancelled...damn that stinks...Oh god now I feel sick....Now my butt itches...will you scratch it..have you ever wondered what would be the use of the universe without earth.....It's getting to rain..do you have an umbrella......hang on I gotta fart again....ahhh that's better....wow that was worse than the first one....I think it's gonna storm today....OMG it's raining men.....gotta go....this may be my only chance for happiness.
2007-03-22 05:29:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think beer man should get a life and shut his mouth. Some people are born fat. Just because you don't have to worry about what you eat I'm sure you at McDonald's just as much as the next fat person. Maybe you should check yourself before you go running your mouth.
2007-03-22 05:27:27 · answer #5 · answered by BOOTS! 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Woman on Tape: How about some whipped cream...
Peter Griffin: Ohh! That's always good.
Woman on Tape: ...and some cinnamon.
Peter Griffin: Ohh! Oh, that's good too.
Woman on Tape: And then guess what? I'm going to add...
Peter Griffin: Ah, Jeez! If she says "Mrs. Dash" I'm going to lose it.
2007-03-22 05:30:39 · answer #6 · answered by Michael H 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo momma stupid.
Just stopping through to let you know you were never my friend and due to the fact that you stole my man, Im gonna kill you. So look out for me. In the window. I'll bust that light bulb, burn that dresser, and knock out the closet.
2007-03-22 05:28:32 · answer #7 · answered by Pumpkin Nickel Bread 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I read somewhere that if you leave your house make 3 rights, a left and 2 more rights that's the highway, then follow that till you're in mexico, and look under the flower. that's where you'll find what you're looking for
2007-03-22 05:26:16 · answer #8 · answered by arnolarno 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well.. I got an email from Yahoo.. It was a weird one.. It was in Japanese/Taiwanese/Chinese or something. I also got reported for asking a normal question and i am getting sick and tired of it. Im feeling very ill and i am waiting for my blood test results to come back so.. I have a day off tomorrow.. That's cool..
Have a nice day!
2007-03-22 05:23:01 · answer #9 · answered by DARIA. - JOINED MAY 2006 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
isnt it funny how you work and cover for everyone at work at the last minute but yet when you ask for a day off several hours in advance nobody wants to cover you? is that random enough?
2007-03-22 05:26:21 · answer #10 · answered by Exotic Pink 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋