tell me smth funny?

Question

i`m sad and depressed .make me smile pls

Answer 1

Pretend your a man. You have to pinch a loaf, so you hit the men's room. Grab a stall, close the door, drop your pants, then take a seat. While sitting there recovering from round #1, you look at the top of the stall door and a sign posted reads: "Don't look up here, the jokes in your hand!" Then, you realize where one of your hands is. Have a day :)

Answer 2

Last time we went to the zoo a wolf ate my sister in laws purse...TRUE STORY..my bro in-law thought he was being funny swinging her purse thru the cage and a wolf came over and grabbed it! You should have seen how pi$$ed the zoo people were!

Answer 3

Watch Family Guy and Futurama tonight on CartoonNetwork. That always work for me.

Answer 4

a duck walked into a pharmacy and said "do you have any grapes?" the pharmacist said "no, try the grocery store" the next day the duck walked into the pharmacy and said "do you have any grapes?" the pharmacist said "no i told you to try the grocery store" the next day the duck walked into the pharmacy again and said "do you have any grapes?" the pharmacist said "I TOLD YOU TO GO TO THE GROCERY STORE! IF YOU COME HERE AGAIN ASKING FOR GRAPES IM GOING TO NAIL YOUR FEET TO A TABLE!" the next day the duck walked into the pharmacy and said "do you have any nails?" the pharmacist said no and the duck said "then do you have any grapes?"

Answer 5

My 4 year old is singing Johnny Cash for the 519th time today. "I feeelll iiiiintoooo the buuurrrrning ring of fiah, I went down down DOWN DOOOOWWWN..."

Answer 6

I'm sitting here with a tellytubbie on my knee

Answer 7

My neighbor just fell flat on his face in the rain..

Answer 8

I'm not quite awake, don't know what to say but this always does it for me: http://www.cs.tlu.ee/~meelis/catmusic/

Answer 9

the blonde fish drowned =]

Answer 10

why did the chicken cross the road?
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To get a dime bag
wow im slow