What will be the next "environmental crisis" and how will I be taxed to "fix" it?

Question

In the 70's it was the next ice age and killer bees.
In the 80's it was nuclear winter.
In the 90's it was global warming, which has morphed into "climate change" (a convenient catch-all). Left wing rants are welcome, as they are quite humourous

Answer 1

Rabid computer chatters will be brain washed into refusing to wash or us deodorant. The Governments response will be to commission a Stink Patrol Czar. Your tax dollars will be needed for shower supplies and decontamination equipment.

Answer 2

No we have a terrorist crisis (not enough so we are helping them in the training/recruiting ground we call Iraq)

No new taxes, in fact we are giving tax cuts to the big companies selling us meals for $30 a plate in the war zone but the people on top will have plenty of cash when the whole thing collapses.

Answer 3

I think it will revert to nuclear winter because we were too busy paying attention to global warming to see that terrorists were nuking our cities, thus nuclear winter.

It won't matter how we're taxed because half of us will be dead from global warming (bombs detonating) followed by global cooling (nuclear winter)

I am still pissed that Jericho wasn't on last night.....

Answer 4

All you need to know to off-set the taxes from the "climate change" is to do what Al Gore is doing - he started his own company to "do carbon credits" (btw, he's purchasing from himself to justify his 20x energy usage). There is going to be a bundle to make in carbon credits!!!

Answer 5

bill Clinton replaced into accused of being tax and spent, that became out ok so my funds is on them although that entire label is obviously in basic terms a political weapon that conservatives use to discredit any Democrat.

Answer 6

How about being proactive and being conscious of the environement before you have to?
BTW, Bush 'morphed' that into global climate change in his SOTU address