2007-03-22 04:45:18 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
its your fault - he gives you two to wash and you only give him back one. But seriously - socks slip between the drum of the washing machine and the main body which is why there are so many odd socks about. I took one apart a few years ago and found seven socks wedged behind
2007-03-22 04:49:22 · answer #1 · answered by Jason O 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you let him do his own washing? In most modern washing machines there is a tiny trap where odd socks go to sock heaven but by some mysterious thing, the machine won't take matching pairs. Try buying him about twenty pairs all identical and watch as the machine blows up in frustration.
2007-03-25 08:38:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i vote for Jason's answer cause he actually gave an answer to where the socks could be...I go nuts trying to keep the socks in pairs and have given up and continually buy new ones. There is also this sack u can buy for just washing socks. You just put socks in and close up the bag and like magic they are all still there!! Oh yes, u must put the socks in the bag as they become dirty or they will never make it to the laundry in pairs.....
2007-03-22 05:23:20 · answer #3 · answered by sash 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It seems like we´re cultivating them, ¿right? lol. I have NO idea what happens to my socks. I swear I would´ve had NO idea if I hadn´t learned about the Underwear Gnomes (from South Park). It MUST be a conspiracy. Atleast it feels to me like somebody rings on the doorbell and then the underwear thieves rob my room blind, so when I return I have slightly less clothes over the years. And they have some kind of deal going on with my wife. I overheard my wife telling them, ´listen you idiot gnome, I´m not bribing you guys for the heck of it. My husband is starting to get suspicious, you have to calm it down, man.´ Since then, I have known that it is a huge conspiracy that goes a LOT farther than we can ever imagine. From the Templars to JFK to Hoffa, it goes farther than the naked eye can imagine. But, it is all right in front of us. Just not pieced together yet, making it the GREATEST MYSTERY OF ALL TIME. Not really, but sometimes it seems like that. Have a nice day ¡¡¡It is beautiful here!!!
2007-03-22 04:54:34 · answer #4 · answered by nassim420 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All socks are parasitical sentients that are the most intelligent beings on this planet. They easily could bring most of mankind to its knees were they not so busy preforming their
devious experimentation to evolve less stinky human feet.
Socks are not 'missing.' It is just that they have a life elsewhere that isn't on you. Most of yours are just older socks shoved into the second most intelligent lifeform on
their planet... The Sentient Boots, Shoes, and Toe Shows.
2007-03-25 13:19:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the odd sock drawer silly!!!
2007-03-22 04:48:44 · answer #6 · answered by isleofskye 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The sock monster in the washing machine always takes one - lol.
2007-03-22 04:49:02 · answer #7 · answered by luz2loz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i used to ask my partner that and his reply was...."it's ok....i got socks exactly the same in the drawer" that's why i started buying him black ones...you cant go wrong with black socks....even if they are odd...they are still a pair...
2007-03-22 05:35:38 · answer #8 · answered by Dazzlebox 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All the places you've dropped them along the way to the laundry.
2007-03-22 23:32:58 · answer #9 · answered by Groovio 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
his mummy stunted his growth,and he hasnt realised yet
2007-03-22 04:48:48 · answer #10 · answered by meditation and mango juice 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋