The guy who sits across from me breaks wind ALL DAY. Never says excuse me or anything. Sometimes I wonder if he even realizes he does it. They aren't ear drum busters but little poots like every 15 minutes or so......You would think that all the perfume and air freshener I spray would give him a hint but it isn't working!! What do I do?? I'm beginning to have trouble concentrating on my work!
2007-03-22 04:00:59 · 5 answers · asked by WonderTwit 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Ask him if he wants a cork or not. If he asks why, tell him because his azz stanks.
2007-03-22 04:20:26 · answer #1 · answered by Becky: Caffiene Achiever 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wear a gas mask
2007-03-22 11:03:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretend to pass out. Better yet, REALLY pass out.
2007-03-22 11:06:25 · answer #3 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just yell out at the top of your lung's," HEY, stop farting, it stinks!!"
2007-03-22 11:04:47 · answer #4 · answered by Rayne 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell him to save on gas, and go fart in a jar !!...that should do it !!.....
2007-03-22 11:05:59 · answer #5 · answered by ozzy chik... 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋