Today is international limerick day, you know the rest, just fill in the blanks.
2007-03-22 03:54:17 · 6 answers · asked by fatherf.lotski 5 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
There was a young man from Phuket,
Who went with girl from Nantucket
They played in the sand.
By the sea all the day
Then he put his shovel in her bucket!
2007-03-22 04:05:15 · answer #1 · answered by elaeblue 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
There was a young man from Phuket
Who liked to catch fish in a net
He once caught a whopper
It bit off his chopper
And now as a girl he's all set.
2007-03-22 12:17:10 · answer #2 · answered by catfish 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What blanks? There are no blanks.
There was a young man from Phuket
Who swallowed a snake for a bet.
It didn't feel right,
He had heartburn all night.
For showing off, that's what you get.
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2007-03-22 11:01:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
There was a young man from Phuket
Who captured a fish in a buket
He swallowed it raw
Though it made his tum sore
'Cos he just didn't know how to cuket.
P.S. you have to pronounce it 'Pooket' for this to work!
2007-03-22 12:21:01 · answer #4 · answered by mad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
here's two for u: There was a woman from ealing she had a peculiar feeling she laid on her back pulled open her crack and pissed all over the ceiling.
second: there was a man from china who wasn't a very good designer he slipped on a rock cut off his **** and now he has a vergina
2007-03-22 11:16:15 · answer #5 · answered by Ryan Willcox 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was a young man from "Phuket"
Whose d*ck was so long, he could suck it
He said with a grin, as he wiped of his chin
"If my ear were a c*nt, I would f*ck it!"
2007-03-22 11:12:50 · answer #6 · answered by dominica h 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋