A couple of weeks ago I told you all about someone who`d left me a share in $25 mill. Ive just received a new e-mail from a Lady Sylvia Mosley telling me her husband died leaving her a £20 mill fortune. She`s had a Stroke & is suffering from cancer and has decided that I should receive the money. Not knowing what I could possibly do with these windfalls I was wondering If anybody out there would like to marry a 70 year old man. If so will you please form an orderly queue. (my wife is very understanding)
2007-03-22 03:44:26 · 6 answers · asked by Gary Crant 7 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Will I get left with the legal costs if you get done for bigamy or is your wife understanding the need for you to divorce her in order to marry me?
We'd also need to pay my husband off. A cool million would probably do it.
I'd also need a certificate from your doctor to indicate your expected life span - after all I could (hopefully) spend a long time a merry, sorry, lonely widow. And I'm very energtic in bed, so I wouldn't want to put your life a risk too often.
2007-03-22 03:50:29 · answer #1 · answered by Leapling 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Also understanding will be the men in white coats coming to collect you unless you give them all the money to buy a bigger van so your head will fit in more easily.
2007-03-22 10:48:12 · answer #2 · answered by SYJ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
some people have all the luck, maybe you will have a load of Klingons at your service lol.
2007-03-22 10:49:37 · answer #3 · answered by archaeologia 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's a scam, i get loads of emails of that nature..delete em!
2007-03-22 11:20:50 · answer #4 · answered by Just passing the time! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Will you marry me (no scratch that....marry my brother)
2007-03-22 10:48:19 · answer #5 · answered by rage997_666 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its a bucket job.
2007-03-22 18:23:40 · answer #6 · answered by **ZARA** 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋