Where can we find a woman who will cook, clean, do laundry and basically be our June Cleaver? We don't want her for sex, so she can cheat all she wants, but she's not allowed to get pregnant or stay pregnant if an accident does happen! We just want a housewife and no children ever! Any suggestions on how to go about finding this sort of dumb yet loyal wife? She will have to sign a prenup so that if she decides to divorce, she gets absolutely nothing!
2007-03-22 03:40:33 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
The problem is we'd have to pay for a maid and all we'd have to do with our wife is feed her instant noodles and dog food to keep her alive!
2007-03-22 03:45:07 · update #1
Love?? Well, we are quite lovable once you get to know us, but it would be a one sided thing and as long as she keeps her mouth shut, we may put a little bit of ice cream in her dish.
2007-03-22 04:07:45 · update #2
your sick and a little sad
2007-03-22 04:00:19 · answer #1 · answered by baseballlover 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My advice is to hire a Maid.......Having a "Wife" is a pure thing. It doesn't mean she becomes the "maid" or the "mother" of the two of you around the house..... you should really feel ashame of yourself honestly for even asking a question like that. Woman should have more value than what you think their role as a "Wife" is......
2007-03-22 10:53:58 · answer #2 · answered by Yvette D 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dammit piepiepie! I think you're the type of girl I rant about! ARRRGGHHH!!!!!!!! How about this. We should hook up, I'll be a stay at home wife and you can make the money, be sweet to me, and buy me stuff, I'll do everything inside the house, I'll cook you dinner (I'm a good cook), I'll do the laundry, won't ask you to do a thing, well, maybe once in a while, you can be a slob and I'll take good care of you, but you sure as heII better be good to me, and give it up whenever I want it, and take me on vacations and stuff, and put up with my mood swings and make sure I stay happy. Deal?
2007-03-22 11:25:47 · answer #3 · answered by KidBao 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It sounds as though you need a housekeeper, not a wife. Perhaps you should run an ad for a housekeeper. That way you don't have to worry about prenups and all the other accompanying complications of marriage.
2007-03-22 10:44:55 · answer #4 · answered by TAMAJ13 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mean but yes this is and can be true but above all this was a funny question i'm still laughing
but i guess you'll let us know if you find one
i heard the good ones that do clean and cook are already taken or not of age yet
keep searching
2007-03-22 10:52:20 · answer #5 · answered by country-girl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hire a Maid.
2007-03-22 10:45:16 · answer #6 · answered by Backhoe 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Honey, you want a maid, not a wife. Check with a maid service.
2007-03-22 10:45:08 · answer #7 · answered by mingcrew 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
in your dreams perhaps. But i believe that their is something for everyone. I suggest you put an an in the newspaper, more than one newspaper or even in the classifieds the section for employment. you will be surprise of the responses you get. Try it, what you have to lose?
2007-03-22 10:46:08 · answer #8 · answered by Joe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Think Hard about it,a Maid would be alot cheaper.
2007-03-22 11:41:09 · answer #9 · answered by Goodfellar 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can't be both stingy and lazy. Either get a maid or quit being lazy.
2007-03-22 10:54:41 · answer #10 · answered by beetee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why don't you just get a maid? Sure it costs you money but so will having a lady that waits on your every beck and call. And hey, can you please give me my Lincoln Navigator back?
2007-03-22 10:44:45 · answer #11 · answered by Proud Daddy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋