Dems seem to moan about EVERYTHING.
2007-03-22 03:16:54 · 23 answers · asked by duck 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
The Democrats will moan if Bush gets an enema.
2007-03-22 03:20:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Of course, pizza ingredients are obtained by underpaid labor of the exploited. The cheese comes from factory farms of unjustly imprisoned cows. If he has some meat on it he is nothing less than a cannibal of his fellow mammals. Otherwise it is rape of the sea if he has anchovies. The whole concept of putting tomato sauce on a pizza (a European food) implicitly supports the European invasion and slaughter of the indigenous people of the new world from which the Europeans stole the tomato. The ingredients produced by the pizza-military-industrial complex depends on cheap oil for the pesticides that are killing the planet, and war is the only way to obtain that oil used by the pizza deivery guy.
Anyway he is not Italian, and what right has he to "eat" another nation's culture. Not even a vegan pizza can be justified because of the painfull memories it brings to those traumatized by the autrocities of this food of evil.
May a lightning bolt strike him down if he reaches for a second slice.
Pizza is in by it's very concept nothing but a war crime against the planet and nature itself.
(Jk just trying to get into the mindset)
2007-03-22 10:47:03 · answer #2 · answered by Dr Fred 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
First though would be to call Bush "Anti America" for choosing an Italian staple. Then the hearings, to catch some body in a miss speak.
Well, expect this for the next two years, while the dims continue to raise taxes. It's a shell game.
2007-03-22 10:25:38 · answer #3 · answered by Sgt 524 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
They would moan about the poor illegals who had to pick the tomatoes for the sauce. They would moan about the poor cows who are enslaved to give us milk for cheese. They would moan about the cruel methods used to slaughter the cows for the pepperoni. They would moan about the gall of Bush eating while so many Americans go hungry.
Why yes. They would moan.
2007-03-22 10:24:44 · answer #4 · answered by Philip McCrevice 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Apparently they would open investigations and issue subpoenas to the white house chief of staff and the White house chef. They would claim that the chef is responsible for all the presidents food choices and that for him not to prepare it would be unethical. The Chief of staff would be blamed for not calling around to the different Pizza places to get the best deal and was simply ordering out from a pizzeria that was affiliated with Haliburton. While none of this is illegal it shows poor judgment and and a lack of concern for the American people. Thank God the democrats are in power.
2007-03-22 10:23:08 · answer #5 · answered by Willie 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Heaven forbide, he ordered the wrong toppings again.
Call the Newspapers,get the cameras, we must investigate this affrontery to the will of the DNC.
2007-03-22 10:24:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I am sure they would complain about something, he would be showing to much support for the dairy farmer if he had extra cheese, or he would be hurting the cattle rancher if it didn't have ground beef. If he ordered it from Domino's that would be him supporting big business. If he ordered from a local non-ethnic restaurant then he would be a racist.
2007-03-22 10:23:14 · answer #7 · answered by snowball45830 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Gee, it sort of sounds like you're the one moaning.
2007-03-22 10:28:16 · answer #8 · answered by mattzcoz 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
If it's a pretzel pizza, I'd cheer him on.
2007-03-22 10:41:35 · answer #9 · answered by n0_1_u_want_2_kn0w 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't moan if it had mushrooms, onions, and bell peppers.:)
2007-03-22 10:24:50 · answer #10 · answered by tangerine 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋