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About 1 and half Rosie's.

2007-03-22 02:22:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

He only actually weighs 25lb and has a skinny body like Paris Hilton.

His clothes are actually a tent containing covert surveillance equipment and a cast of latino actors dressed up like arabs waiting to jump out, film some footage on the White House lawn for his next expose and then run back under cover before the CIA notices.

University education, priceless!

2007-03-22 02:30:09 · answer #2 · answered by eclipsed2908 2 · 1 0

I'm not sure but they had to use an arial shot for his last ID photo. He's so fat he has his own zip code. When Michael moore sits around the house, he SITS AROUND THE HOUSE. He never met a doughnut he didn't like.

2007-03-22 02:25:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

How much does 300 pounds of s**t weigh?

2007-03-22 19:13:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Probably around 280

2007-03-22 02:23:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

He weighs two Al Gores.

2007-03-22 02:23:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

It's about 321 without shoes..

2007-03-22 02:28:14 · answer #7 · answered by popo dean 5 · 0 0

Including OR excluding the vacuum between his ears?
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2007-03-22 02:29:05 · answer #8 · answered by RockHanger 3 · 0 0

About as much as one of Dick's blood clots.

2007-03-22 02:24:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Left butt cheek or right butt cheek? Cause each is like a whole person by itself.

2007-03-22 02:37:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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