2007-03-22 02:16:25 · 24 answers · asked by Joey B. 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
If you say that you have explosive diarrhea, that's your ticket to freedom. They will ask no questions.
2007-03-22 02:18:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Diarreah
2007-03-22 09:18:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would take nothing less than a doctor's note. So I suggest you go to the meeting or get really sick.
2007-03-22 09:23:05 · answer #3 · answered by accebermn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had a bad experience at Taco Bell last night, and the flatulence is overpowering... Then let one loose in front of the boss.
2007-03-22 09:21:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Severe toothache, requiring immediate dental assistance.
2007-03-22 09:21:41 · answer #5 · answered by Beau R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
throw some pop rocks in your mouth and take a drink of coke and when you are choking to death, I'm sure you will be excused! lolâ¥
2007-03-22 09:20:44 · answer #6 · answered by *queenfairy1*Antioch California 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell them you have a case of explosive diarrhea
2007-03-22 09:19:48 · answer #7 · answered by Lisa 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Saying you have the poops always works,people are too stunned to say anything to you once you've told them that!!
2007-03-22 09:24:33 · answer #8 · answered by molliehollie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thank you for providing an example of what I WOULD HATE to have to hire. And employees wonder why employers lose patience with them and don't look out for their interests. Do you boss a favor, pal, and just give him a resignation right now.
2007-03-22 09:19:42 · answer #9 · answered by lmnop 6 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Stick something in a light socket and electrocute yourself.
2007-03-22 09:19:07 · answer #10 · answered by Becky: Caffiene Achiever 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋