The only biggest lie ive lied is someone on the net:
Pinky:Hi,asl plz?
Bravest:Hi,im 34 m Indian,u?
(Now this is the part,where i dont like chatting with older mens,now this what i do)
Pinky:Im 48 F China
Bravest:COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL,
where do u live in China?
(Heres the part where i dont know places in China)
Pinky:Kulolo
Bravest:Cool
(Heres the part i get mad,i thought making my age older than him,ghonna make him butt out)
Pinky:Honey im married with 3 kids,oh i love them
Bravest:Wow cool,whats their names?
(Now i go real MAD!!)
Pinky:Lee,Sue,Jekali
Bravest:Beautiful names,whats ur name?
Pinky:Shang Hi
Bravest:wow can i call u Shang?
(heres the part i really get pissed off)
Pinky:NO!!!!!
Bravest:Ok Shang Hi
Pinky:Honey im marreid and ur tooo old for me,get lost!
Bravest:Noooo,why,its ok,i like chatting with older womens.
Pinky:Get Lost Pervert!!!!!!!!!
true story!
2007-03-22 03:49:10
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answered by Pinky 6
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Told somebody once I was 5 feet 4 inches when in fact I am 6 foot 4 inches!
2007-03-22 02:00:08
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answered by edison 5
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The time i became at this social gathering,and that i instructed this blonde chick that i became a astronaut and that i walked on the moon in 1969,plus i became the guy retaining the digicam which action picture the 1st steps on the moon.
2016-10-01 07:54:22
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answered by ? 4
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LOL @ Webby. The funniest answer.
When I was young, My mom was having ice cream but claimed it was yogurt and gave me yogurt to drink. I knew everything right away. From behind her back, I slipped to the kitchen, threw the yogurt away and reached for the ice cream from the fridge. I told her I enjoyed the yogurt so much when I had ice cream. I still feel guilty.
2007-03-22 02:21:33
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answer #4
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answered by Smutty 6
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I once thought it would be a good idea to tell a girl that I was best friends with her lecturer ( at uni) so she would go out with me. she did, and the next week he came up to me and told me off in front of everyone. Busted!!!
2007-03-22 08:46:50
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answer #5
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answered by fares 3
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Id be liying if i told u i never lied but thats not the biggest just lying to get outa skool
2007-03-22 01:25:20
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answered by socomsniper420 2
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yes,there is a interesting flashback about the lie I told to my friend who later become my girlfriend,she likes music and wants to be called as a good singer;to gain impression from her I told her "you are the angelic voice ,i haven't heard before";the fact is I haven't heard her singing voice before.
2007-03-22 01:36:14
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answer #7
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answered by kishu 1
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That i was a victoria secret model...believable???but i didnt feel comfortable and the guy kept asking questions about how much i make, where do i live?bla bla blah..my friend said it not me of course
2007-03-22 14:50:56
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answered by Future Mrs. Hamlet 5
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come on hallambra, we share everything...
My biggest lie is telling people that I paid a fortune for my wedding dress, and I bought it cheap from a friend who didn't end up getting married.
2007-03-22 17:00:00
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answered by violet 3
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I lied to myself and went against my principles when I elected the Hizballa deputy.
2007-03-22 02:18:42
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answered by hotmug 1
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