There was a young man from Nantucket,?

Question

Can you help me finish my limerick. It's International Limerick Day today and everyone should write at least one limerick. Thanks.

Answer 1

whoes vag was the size of a bucket
she said with a grin
is it in ?is it in?
aye but its like throwing a sausage up a close !

Answer 2

There was a young man from Nantucket
Who caught a Hen for to pluck it
He grabbed at its neck
And said "Oh heck!"
She hasn't yet kicked the bucket!!

Answer 3

There was a young man from Nantucket
Who kept all of his money in a bucket
He had a daughter named Nan
Who ran off with a man
And as for the money, Nan tuck it

Answer 4

There was a young man from Nantucket
Who kept his brains in a bucket
He was so silly
He chopped off his willy
And sold it at the market

Answer 5

Are you robbing my line from my other answer ;-)

There was a young man from Nantucket,
Who found a boiled sweet in a bucket,
He started to chew,
His mouth all turned blue,
Then he saw the instruction to suck it!!!

Answer 6

heres anan old one i found on wikipedia .com

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
While wiping his chin,
He said with a grin,
"If my ear were a ****, I could **** it."

Answer 7

There was a young man from Nantucket
Whose thing was so long he could $cuk! it
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin
Who needs a woman , ah fcuk it! :)

Answer 8

I can only think of rude things and I don't like writting them down,

Answer 9

who couldnt find his bucket.

Answer 10

Who thought "Fcuk it"