Does someone know a good monolog to say before commiting suicide? PLEASE i really need one.?

Question

NO, it's not for me.

I really need u to say the speech not say some dumb ( not funny at all) answer, like the first two ( yes first 2 ppl your answer were VERY lame)

Ok, sory for not explaining things better, a suicidal monologue beacause no one loves you and you think no one whould care if you died

Answer 1

Be ironic. Say something completely meaningless, stick your tongue out at the world and get on with it.

It doesn't really matter though does it?

Answer 2

From empty space to empty space. What is the difference? What kind of dream could be worse than this nightmare, anyway? I didn't ask for this. I didn't volunteer to be born. And if I did, I want my money back-YOU HERE ME? I WANT MY MONEY BACK! A NICKEL was too much! A stinkin' subway token to hell. That's all this has amounted to. One..bad...ride. Maybe I took a wrong turn getting here. Yeah. Maybe I was supposed to get dumped out at Pluto. Isn't that where they send the rejects? Perfect. Get sent to Pluto and then they demote it. That's where I belonged. I can't even draw flies here. Heh heh. I can fix that. Tomarrow I could be Grand Central station for flies. That rules out the river. Not unless I want to give the crabs something to pick on. Everybody here has had a chance. Why not be an equal oppertunity food? Yeah. End up hauled up in a crab net. That would be getting somebody's attention for a change. Probably site me for littering; or swimming off the bridge! Let them try to collect, though. Fat chance.
Will I become a ghost? How will I tell? I've been one all these years. If I didn't owe rent tomarrow, no one would miss me. Well, tonight I'm gunna be a "splash" on broadway. Ah ha ha ha ha!!!

Answer 3

So dear friends I am leaving you all. I have troubled you so much all these years and now I say goodbye and request you all to forgive me for all my mistakes committed knowingly or unknowingly. I wanted to be of some help to you but I am sorry I could not succeed.May the Almighty bless you with all the happiness, joys and entertainment . This is my final goodbye.

Answer 4

I hope this is just for a drama scenario not for real. "To be or not to be, that is the question" etc (Shakespeare) . Whether it is nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles, and by opposing end them. To die. To sleep; No more; and, by a sleep to say we end The heartache and the thousand natural shocks that flesh is heir to, 'tis a consumation devoutly to be wished. To die, to sleep;
To sleep: perchance to dream: ay there's the rub; For in that sleep of death what dreams may come when we have shuffled off this mortal coil etc etc etc........
You can probably look it up on line or at the library if you want to use it.
I think it's from "Hamlet"

Answer 5

Nothing needs to be said. The person committing suicide has nothing of relevance or value to say to anyone. A speech is merely a ploy for attention. Just check out quietly, the rest of us will appreciate it.

Answer 6

"I shan't bore you with maudlin speeches so I'll be brief.

To my friends. Thank you.

To my enemies. You missed out on knowing someone good.

To myself. You tried.

This I do without regret and I forbid anyone from thinking that it is their fault. It isn't."

Answer 7

"I must end it. There's no hope left. I'll be at peace. No one had anything to do with this. My decision totally - Freddie Prinze P.S. I'm sorry. Forgive me. Dusty's here. He's innocent. He cared."

Answer 8

GOODBYE!!!!!!!!