Can you help me finish my limerick. It's International Limerick Day today and everyone should write at least one limerick. Thanks.
2007-03-22 00:59:43 · 7 answers · asked by fatherf.lotski 5 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
There was a young lady from the isle of Rum..
Who liked it in every hole but the bum
Her man complained and said what've i got to gain
She said if he don't like it then TOUGH ! LoL
2007-03-22 01:49:24 · answer #1 · answered by MynameisShirl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There was a young lady from the isle of Rum
Who wanted to chew on some gum
She went to the shop
but instead brought pop
and now she feels a bit glum!!
2007-03-22 01:10:05 · answer #2 · answered by Jimmydog 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There was a young lady from the isle of Rum
Who fell down so much she got bruised on her bum.
Her sense of balance, it was so mislocated
she fell down once more, now her leg's dislocated.
2007-03-22 01:06:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was a young lady from the isle of Rum
Reached the bottle to her lover and asked, "You want some?"
He turned her down flat
With a tip of his hat
So she drank it all and went numb
2007-03-22 01:05:25 · answer #4 · answered by Jade 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
who wanted a clean shiney bum
she polished it with mud
and with juice from her fud
but the smell really started to hum
2007-03-22 01:06:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Who was blessed with a great round plump bum
2007-03-22 01:03:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your first line does scan as a limerick.
A limerick goes:
da da da da da da da da
yours goes:
da da da da da da da da da-da da da
2007-03-22 01:08:07 · answer #7 · answered by Vinni and beer 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋