Can you help me finish my limerick. It's International Limerick Day today and everyone should write at least one limerick. Thanks.
2007-03-22 00:56:23 · 10 answers · asked by fatherf.lotski 5 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
who swallowed an ice hockey puck
he got torn at the seams
by the ice hockey team
how he cursed that team the Mighty Ducks
2007-03-22 01:26:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
There was a young man from the isle of Muck
Who loved driving around in his pickup truck
While driving through mud
He heard a loud thud
Now the young man from Muck's truck's stuck!
2007-03-22 08:01:18 · answer #2 · answered by Jade 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
There was a young man from the isle of Muck.
He refused to be bored or get stuck.
He liked to offend,
But not, in the end,
As much as to thwart expectation.
2007-03-22 08:04:26 · answer #3 · answered by bwlobo 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There was a young man from Muck
who in a chimney was stuck
he said chagrined
I've gone and sinned
and now I'm all out of luck
2007-03-22 08:06:28 · answer #4 · answered by kerfitz 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There was a young man from Muck,
Who couldn't believe his luck,
He fell over a log,
Landed straight in a bog,
And had his head pooed upon by a duck!!!
Now can you help me? Mine starts...
There once was a girl from Nantucket.... ;-)
2007-03-22 08:07:43 · answer #5 · answered by oohgravy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, the cadence is off to start with
"There was a young man from Muck
Who was trying to eke out a buck
"If I fail at this
I fall in the abyss
And then I would be out of luck."
2007-03-22 08:04:44 · answer #6 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
who with ladies was having no luck,
so he went to a dance, in the hope of romance,
and got pulled by an handsome young buck.
2007-03-22 08:33:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
He said he was really down on his luck,
so he jumped in the mud and made a loud thud
and discovered the mud was not mud but crud!
2007-03-22 08:02:59 · answer #8 · answered by ann m 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
who was desperate for something to suck , so he went down and came up with a frown and said " my god its as big as a hut"
2007-03-22 07:59:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Who was desperate for a quick fcuk
2007-03-22 08:02:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋