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Yesterday i got on the bus and sat down.
It was late and there was just one other person on the bus.
I sat beside him and i noticed he had a knife to my throat. He held the bus driver at knife point and made him close the door on my willy,

How do i prevent this happening again"!!!!!

2007-03-22 00:55:04 · 23 answers · asked by Gentleman 2 in Politics & Government Law & Ethics

23 answers

As it happens I have heard of cases like this before, I believe that the correct medical term for it is, 'Infantile Mentallitis'.

I undestand it is common amongst young men suffering from an abnormality known as 'Peniscranium'.

Unfortunately there is no cure except the rather controversial treatement of having a brain scan in a usually vain attempt to find it.

2007-03-22 01:42:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

How weird that you sat down next to the only other person on the bus. How did he hold both you and the driver at knife point while the door was closing on your willy and was your willy out? If you want to prevent it happening again get a taxi next time.

D.

2007-03-22 01:07:22 · answer #2 · answered by Dee Dee 4 · 1 1

how can he hold you at knife point and the bus driver oh he mustve been plastic man comming to a town near you. to make sure the bus drivers smash your priviates in the bus door thats the plastic mans way of saying get a life

2007-03-22 01:06:07 · answer #3 · answered by kambueno01 3 · 1 1

Vote Democrat.

2007-03-22 00:58:10 · answer #4 · answered by Tom Jr 4 · 0 2

throw products of my muffin on the different passengers while they are actually not looking, tickle the ankles of the bus driving force, holler naughty words out the window at human beings on the line and say the guy in front of me suggested it, yell out loudly 'we are all going to crash!!!"

2016-11-27 21:49:49 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Call the police

2007-03-22 00:59:42 · answer #6 · answered by agent flora 5 · 0 1

Yes. It must have been an embarrassing experience. Small dick syndrome can be a beyotch.

2007-03-22 01:52:27 · answer #7 · answered by Wyoming Rider 6 · 2 0

Perhaps you should get on the bus to nowhere.

2007-03-22 03:15:43 · answer #8 · answered by deep in thought 4 · 0 0

This is why public transport is not an option for me. I don't care how much petrol and road tax costs.

2007-03-22 01:09:18 · answer #9 · answered by massadaman 4 · 0 1

Do you want us to interpret this dream? Strange question and stop the drugs now.

2007-03-22 01:02:55 · answer #10 · answered by Mark J 5 · 3 0

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